I understand that fellow SPIRITES will be feeling down after last nights loss to Halifax United.
However, my good friend Astra, the Pagan Goddess and Official Saviour of the SPIRITES has consulted the Astral Plane and discovered 2 reasons for the defeat -
1. The state of the pitch allowed negative energy via the Calder Valley Ley Line to emenate, and, enter the SPIRITES
2. The Halifax Ultras had hired the services of a unprincipled mercenary SHAMANIC DRUMMER to perform. As all SPIRITES will know, SHAMANIC DRUMMING induces a state of relaxation, this affected the SPIRITES and prevented their usual energetic game.
But, as previously posted, Saturday brings the EQUINOX and the longer days, this will ensure that the Energy of the Cosmos and POSITIVITY engulf the SIM Stadium and ensure victory and promotion for the SPIRITES.
So, good SPIRITES let the legendary chant of AUM RESHNI CHAAT echo all day Saturday.
Peace, Joy and Love to all SPIRITES.
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Shaymen Shaman
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