[fishini]

A Mans Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a woman ,
to love and to forgive her, and for Patience, for her moods. Because,
Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat her to death.

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit
onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a
while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the
blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't
you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound
is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a
rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so just shut up."


A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked,"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That
happens in every country,son."