[HoneyTrippa]

To the tune of White Christmas

Im dreaming of a relegation fight this Christmas.
Just like the ones we used to know
Where 3 pts glisten
As their defence goes missing
And we see Fondop score a goal

Im dreaming of a relegation fight this Christmas
With no red cards and refs' decisions always right
May the pies at half time, be warm, nice and not Sh*te
And may all your Christmases be… Blue and White.

This post has been edited by HoneyTrippa: 20 December 2019 - 04:14 PM

[Benno Spire]

Try this verse with itI.m dreaming of a Bunkum Christmas Not like any we used to knowWhere pigeon poo glistensAnd the fans have gone missingAs we see opponents score a goal

[Nitrous Oxide]

Once in Deedah David's City
Stood a lonely pigeon shed
Where NAPM fans have stood firm
Now their once famous club is dead.

Crashley was that bother child
Shezza took Dave's cash piles.

[Westbars Spireite]

What about the old favourite 'Silent Croot'?

[HoneyTrippa]

To the Tune of Let it Snow

Oh the performance on the pitch is Frightful
But the takings for inside are delightful
The Attendance is at an all time low
Steve Coe Steve Coe Steve Coe

This post has been edited by HoneyTrippa: 21 December 2019 - 01:46 PM