[Cartman]

Rule 1 - You don't talk about Bob's Board!

Rule 2 - Everything wrong at the club is Chris Turner's fault

Rule 3 - You must be absurdly negative and predict relegation or absurdly positive and defend the club to the hilt - middle ground is not allowed

Rule 4 - Childish nicknames for players/staff are to be encouraged (Teflon/Lift Tiddler etc etc)

Rule 5 - Every time the club sell a player it is because we lack ambition

Rule 6 - Every player we sell was worth more than we got!

Any more?

[Mr Mercury]

Cartman, on 31 July 2015 - 05:50 PM, said:

Rule 1 - You don't talk about Bob's Board!

Rule 2 - Everything wrong at the club is Chris Turner's fault

Rule 3 - You must be absurdly negative and predict relegation or absurdly positive and defend the club to the hilt - middle ground is not allowed

Rule 4 - Childish nicknames for players/staff are to be encouraged (Teflon/Lift Tiddler etc etc)

Rule 5 - Every time the club sell a player it is because we lack ambition

Rule 6 - Every player we sell was worth more than we got!

Any more?

Why is the "lift tiddler" childish?....snigger

This post has been edited by Mr Mercury: 31 July 2015 - 05:53 PM

[hardgums]

Cartman, on 31 July 2015 - 05:50 PM, said:

Rule 1 - You don't talk about Bob's Board!

Rule 2 - Everything wrong at the club is Chris Turner's fault

Rule 3 - You must be absurdly negative and predict relegation or absurdly positive and defend the club to the hilt - middle ground is not allowed

Rule 4 - Childish nicknames for players/staff are to be encouraged (Teflon/Lift Tiddler etc etc)

Rule 5 - Every time the club sell a player it is because we lack ambition

Rule 6 - Every player we sell was worth more than we got!

Any more?

Pretty much on the money I'd say

[Goku]

You must be absurdly positive about every potential signing and have a go at anyone who doesn't believe said potential signing sh**s roses.

Giving an opinion if it isn't positive means you want CFC to fail and criticism is deemed an attack.

If you mention a rumour that someone else hasn't heard you are automatically a liar

Any negative comments are followed up with "bet you're a laugh on a night out"

This post has been edited by Goku: 31 July 2015 - 05:54 PM

[Cartman]

Goku, on 31 July 2015 - 05:53 PM, said:

You must be absurdly positive about every potential signing and have a go at anyone who doesn't believe said potential signing sh**s roses.

covered in rule 3

[Nitrous Oxide]

Start 3 or 4 threads of exactly the same thing.

Move off topic to start 5th and 6th thread of what you you've already started.

Post the same thread twice.

This post has been edited by Nitrous Oxide: 31 July 2015 - 05:58 PM

[Cartman]

Nitrous Oxide, on 31 July 2015 - 05:57 PM, said:

Start 3 or 4 threads of exactly the same thing.

Move off topic to start 5th and 6th thread of what you you've already started.

Post the same thread twice.

ahh, the RPL/Warfy rules!

[Middle East]

Cartman, on 31 July 2015 - 05:50 PM, said:

Rule 1 - You don't talk about Bob's Board!

Rule 2 - Everything wrong at the club is Chris Turner's fault

Rule 3 - You must be absurdly negative and predict relegation or absurdly positive and defend the club to the hilt - middle ground is not allowed

Rule 4 - Childish nicknames for players/staff are to be encouraged (Teflon/Lift Tiddler etc etc)

Rule 5 - Every time the club sell a player it is because we lack ambition

Rule 6 - Every player we sell was worth more than we got!

Any more?

You must slag off armand in every thread at some point even if it's about an attendance...

[SpireiteFitzy]

Cartman, on 31 July 2015 - 05:50 PM, said:

Rule 1 - You don't talk about Bob's Board!

Rule 2 - Everything wrong at the club is Chris Turner's fault

Rule 3 - You must be absurdly negative and predict relegation or absurdly positive and defend the club to the hilt - middle ground is not allowed

Rule 4 - Childish nicknames for players/staff are to be encouraged (Teflon/Lift Tiddler etc etc)

Rule 5 - Every time the club sell a player it is because we lack ambition

Rule 6 - Every player we sell was worth more than we got!

Any more?

Rule 7 - Every time even a slightly significant event happens at the club the Board reserves the right to go into 'Resource Limit has been reached' mode

[Mr Mercury]

Have duplicate accounts to get your message over twice , worded slightly differently, but don't have the balls to admit you've got two usernames

[Johnnyspireite7]

Mr Mercury, on 31 July 2015 - 06:06 PM, said:

Have duplicate accounts to get your message over twice , worded slightly differently, but don't have the balls to admit you've got two usernames

Only applies if you a complete loony or a Mansfailed 'fan' (although these obviously are mutually exclusive as only a complete loony would call themselves a Mansfailed 'fan')

[trickytrevsfanclub]

Insist that everything that everthing that happens involving the club should be public knowledge within seconds of it happening. At the same time forgetting that pre Internet the first time you heard of a new signing was when you turned up at the match on s Ssturday and saw someone you didn't recognise warming up with the squad.

[Johnnyspireite7]

You must without fail criticise the (no longer) Local Paper for an agenda against the club.

[60s 70s Spireite]

You must repeat on a regular basis 'don't believe everything you read on the internet', notwithstanding you are presenting something you have heard on the grapevine as fact.

trickytrevsfanclub, on 31 July 2015 - 06:16 PM, said:

Insist that everything that everthing that happens involving the club should be public knowledge within seconds of it happening. At the same time forgetting that pre Internet the first time you heard of a new signing was when you turned up at the match on s Ssturday and saw someone you didn't recognise warming up with the squad.

No, there was the Sheffield Star stop press for that.
'Chesterfield sign six footer forward Andy McQuarrie'
Six feet? Which one does use to shoot?

[Exharboroughspireite]

You start a random thread in an attempt to come across as either witty or more intelligent than other posters.

[Cartman]

60s 70s Spireite, on 31 July 2015 - 06:23 PM, said:

You must repeat on a regular basis 'don't believe everything you read on the internet', notwithstanding you are presenting something you have heard on the grapevine as fact.


No, there was the Sheffield Star stop press for that.
'Chesterfield sign six footer forward Andy McQuarrie'
Six feet? Which one does use to shoot?

and we always had Ceefax page 312 to check daily for signings - or club call!

kids today, don't know they're born!

[Westbars Spireite]

Attempt to maintain an air of mystery by not revealing your true identity.

[Cartman]

Exharboroughspireite, on 31 July 2015 - 06:24 PM, said:

You start a random thread in an attempt to come across as either witty or more intelligent than other posters.

my favourite one so far!

have a +1

[Tylerdurdencfc]

Rule 8 - you cannot name sources of your made up rumour.

Rule 9 - for a player to sign they must have been spotted in TESCO prior to their signature if not it's a complete lie that they are signing.

[Goku]

Middle East, on 31 July 2015 - 06:05 PM, said:

You must slag off armand in every thread at some point even if it's about an attendance...

Armand is shocking

(Just following the rules buddy )

Westbars Spireite, on 31 July 2015 - 06:24 PM, said:

Attempt to maintain an air of mystery by not revealing your true identity.

I failed miserably at this one