Another dastardly difficult decision today.
The ultra 'remainer' Nick Clegg who's receiving a big fat pay cheque from 'Facebook' to tell everyone there was no undue influence from them during the Referendum?
Those bastions of integrity in the media who fall over themselves to print long lens pictures of topless royals, stories of celebrities in compromising situations or report 'domestics' involving footballers - especially black footballers, many might say - yet who insist the Boris Johnson fracas is none of anyone's business?
Perhaps those champions of free speech who jeered Ian Dale - that's the former
Tory Party advisor Ian Dale - at a hustings when he pressed Johnson over the weekend's events? And who think women with multiple kids from multiple relationships belong on Jeremy Kyle whilst greeting their potential leader's infidelities with grinning, winking jocularity?
Maybe those who defended Mark Fields' manhandling a smaller female with 'What if's' that somehow don't apply to a scenario where a woman clearly shouts 'Get off me!'?
However in the end I plumped for a character who could have a season ticket on this thread - the Daily Mail's consultant editor Andrew Pierce. Now our mate Andy (which isn't his real name, by the way) has a very simple tactic - if the facts don't suit then smear the person revealing them. So it was no surprise to see him on 'GMB' getting stuck straight into the neighbours who called police to Johnson's flat complaining about invasion of privacy. Yeah, the bloke happy to ignore Ed Miliband's dad's Royal Navy service to dub him some sort of traitor, the bloke happy to publish headline after headline trashing the Labour MP for Peterborough for lying and the bloke happy to dig any amount of dirt on left leaning figures suddenly thinks focussing on Boris Johnson's failings is a gross intrusion.
And here's the real kicker - Pierce never knew his father 'cos he did a runner pretty early on. Though good luck finding a single syllable condemning the Boris Johnson who won't even be straight about how many kids he's got.
But hey, his sneers backfired when his sparring partner Kevin Maguire told him more neighbours had come forward admitting they too would've called the Police had those that did not done so.
Or maybe the entire block's filled with lefty Brexit hating remoaners.
Anyway, I'm off to wonder how Jacob Reece-Mogg knows the whistle-blowers are in his words 'Corbynista snoopers'. Unless someone's snitched on them in the same way they snitched on his mate...
This post has been edited by MDCCCLXVI: 24 June 2019 - 05:56 PM