https://www.theguard...on-reform-party
So 'thirty pee Lee's' latest attention fest was met by exactly the response it deserved - laughter.
And that started with Murdoch's man.
But those giggles soon turned to eye rolling boredom as he lapsed into a monologue of mindless cliches and pig ignorant tropes.
'I want my country back'.
From who? The government of which you were part until recently?
'I want to speak my mind'.
Errr, you do realise you're doing just that now...don't you? Though best stick to those four letter words you mention given that mind's obvious limitations.
'Lots of people think the same way I do'.
Yeah, that's why you'll be asking your constituents to endorse your decision in a by election. Oh, wait...
For context, Anderson was kicked out the Ashfield Labour Party for ugly comments about Travellers. He begged and pleaded to return but it was the final straw.
The Lib' Dem's he then approached also gave him the two fingered salute.
However the tories have no such scruples and embraced him like a long lost brother...well, to his face, anyway. The mocking mirth at f**wittery they actively encouraged was kept mostly behind his back. Or at least at a level above his basic grasp.
In fact he was the perfect 'convenient idiot' for them, blurting what they think 'the likes of him' want to hear like a bigoted version of Dougal from 'Father Ted'.
Unsurprisingly his latest puppet master Tice was increasingly forced to intervene as questions proved too challenging for the Ashfield Islamophobe. None more so than when Sky's Beth Rigby's typically articulate prompt was met by a nonsensical slogan followed by a grunted 'next question'. At which point both organ grinder and monkey simply shouted down the hugely respected journalist.
Not bad from characters always complaining they're the ones being 'cancelled'.
Either way the intellectual tyrannosaur has now allied himself to an outfit recently dubbed 'mad', 'not a proper political party', 'only interested in power', 'helping Labour win the election' and a led by a bloke described as 'a pound shop Farage'.
Who said all that? Well Anderson himself, of course:
https://www.mirror.c...mp-lee-32324231
Now that really is hilarious...
This post has been edited by The Earl of Chesterfield: 11 March 2024 - 07:49 PM