Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:20 PM
After my original hometown team Rye United went bust at the end of last season, I became an unrestricted free agent with tendencies for a number of clubs ranging from Newhaven Town to Newcastle United.
I always thought that clubs picked you rather than the other way round. If I wanted to pick Liverpool or Man United to support it wouldn't work as my dna isn't geared up to being a glory-hunting ****. I'm more designed to fit in with clubs that have good and loyal supporters, play a bit of football, don't have much money and shoot themselves in the foot for one reason or another. So that just about fits all the clubs that I've ever connected with, Burnley, Merthyr Town, Boston United, Maidstone, Chesterfield (and even Notts County)in the UK, Breda, Schalke, Lokeren, Dordrecht Sheepheads, Excelsior, Cercle abroad. Just occassionally, one of them gets good. That's ok for a bit, but takes all the fun out of it after a few years. Newcastle got like that under Keegan. One minute you were going along to Cambridge United, Forest, Oxford etc, and the next there were European matches, and you might actually win something. Expecting to win all the time just leaves you with disappointment. Seattle Seahawks I'm still comfortable with, but if we end up being popular, that's no good at all.
Anyhow, I got to about 10 Town matches this year, 8 away, 2 at home and held a decent record: P10, W6, D4, L0. That includes all the cup matches except Derby where I couldn't get a ticket - and as I appeared to be a lucky mascot, I reckon I should get a free season ticket this year to all away games.