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As a farewell to this abyss I thought a few deserved gongs should be handed out, therefore the:- Sh.. Housery Incorporating Tinpottery awards (the Sh1ts)

Tinpottery
Quite a few minor candidates, from Dorking and Suttons inadequate pitches to King's Lynn cramming away fans into a corner with a large empty terrace to their side.
In 3rd, place Borehamwood advertising tickets at £2(was it?) cheaper if purchased at least a day before the game, when asked if available to away fans, the response being "yes if bought in person from the club shop", ermmm.
2nd place goes to Woking and their ridiculous and humiliating security procedures.
But the prize of the tinpot goes to Bromley for their valient efforts to make all away fans feel as unwelcome as possible. At least the tinpot could be used to enhance the bogs

Sh.. Housery will be split into 3 categories, Player, Manager and Club, I'll not bore with reasonings it's been well documented and we've all witnessed it, but some may have different experience and therefore different candidates.
Players,
3rd M. Bush (then Bromley)
2nd J. Osborne
1st by a country mile N. Ashmore.
Managers,
3rd N. Woodman (obvious reasons)
2nd N. Ardley " " at soilyhull
1st L Gerrard for having the audacity to go on a public platform and brag about cheating

Club
There are many that could contend for 2nd or 3rd spot but the overhaul winner and a name I hope I never have to type again. " a club rotten from the top", soilyhull.

Sundry Awards

Best Newcomer
A club that in 30 years as dropped from Premiership standards to almost attaining soilyhullesque levels of sh..housery, Oldham some achievement, that

And the final award of a well patinaed bog seat from bromley for allowing all the above to happen through doing nowt and screwing clubs over with the covid cash goes to the NL management. Perhaps put it in a pride of place on the undulating board room carpet.

Over and thankfully out.

Due to bad weather and the mention of Billy Sharp got me thinking of the tw@s we have encountered over the years and a town team to counter them. The town 'Take no Prisoners X1 v The ultimate counts X1. (Being of a certain age gives more scope for selection)

Take no Prisoners X1

L.Covolan

C. Tartt
B. Green
D. Carr
R. Mihally

D. Niven
D. Pugh
S. Kendal

D. Caldwell
T. Shanghan
S. Fletcher

Manager N. Law

The Ultimate Counts X1

N. Ashmore ex Ebbsfleet

H. Mnoga ex Weymouth
G. Foster ex scab
J. McPhail ex Sheff U
C. Bush ex Bromley

T. Curran ex Sheff W
B. Horton ex Port Vale
J. Osbourne soilyhull

B. Sharp ex scunny Sheff U.
B. Wright ex Walsall
D. North ex Grimsby

Manager S Evans

Referee. EJ Parker. Ass. D Elleray, A Jackson.


Just my opinion though and failing memories.

https://bsolihullmoo...board.com/t6813

From 2nd page onwards

"You reap what you sow"

Well the powers that be, encouraged the throwing of flares, pitch invasions resulting in fans being endangered. How are their brain dead scotes expected to recognise right from wrong when the ones in charge don't.

Soilyhull a club rotten from the top

A random thread for the likes of Spiritetoo who find football related debate on a football forum boring. 😆