[danblue]

There seems no high tempo to our game. No quick interchanging passes. No energy. No urgency. Not one stand out player. No depth. No physicality. No quality.

I think we are only singing Sam Hird's praises because he's best of a bad bunch. Even Sam has had some dodgy moments but they have been eclipsed by some really dogga passages of play and stink awful players.

Today, Scunny took the game away from us by being organised, crisp passing and good play from quality players making good decisions on and the ball.

Even Fleetwood showed flashes of good passing play- for their goal.

At times today, it looked pre season kick about from us-like the players know that there is nobody waiting in the wings to replace them.

O'Neil- a steady 5/10 I know it's not his preferred position and he been out injured for ages

Liddle - the invisible man. Team Captain, your joking

JOS - what's gone off there??

Gbolly - slight improvement from 3/10 Tuesday to 5/10 today.
Wilson says others need to chip in with the goals. Watch
Gbolly's attempts in pre match warm up. Shocking. He scored one but it was in the big nets at the kop end instead of the practice nets down the side of the pitch.

German- are we really relying on a 17 year old? Caused problems but nothing the defence couldn't deal with

Evans- huffed and puffed but got goose egg

Also, at half time. Our player urineing around doing keepie-up-ie. The scunny team passing practice and warm up with the fitness trainer. They not the only ones who do this, I've seen other teams stay limber whilst our lot have a play ground kick about.

[metallilad]

danblue, on 22 October 2016 - 06:18 PM, said:

There seems no high tempo to our game. No quick interchanging passes. No energy. No urgency. Not one stand out player. No depth. No physicality. No quality.

I think we are only singing Sam Hird's praises because he's best of a bad bunch. Even Sam has had some dodgy moments but they have been eclipsed by some really dogga passages of play and stink awful players.

Today, Scunny took the game away from us by being organised, crisp passing and good play from quality players making good decisions on and the ball.

Even Fleetwood showed flashes of good passing play- for their goal.

At times today, it looked pre season kick about from us-like the players know that there is nobody waiting in the wings to replace them.

O'Neil- a steady 5/10 I know it's not his preferred position and he been out injured for ages

Liddle - the invisible man. Team Captain, your joking

JOS - what's gone off there??

Gbolly - slight improvement from 3/10 Tuesday to 5/10 today.
Wilson says others need to chip in with the goals. Watch
Gbolly's attempts in pre match warm up. Shocking. He scored one but it was in the big nets at the kop end instead of the practice nets down the side of the pitch.

German- are we really relying on a 17 year old? Caused problems but nothing the defence couldn't deal with

Evans- huffed and puffed but got goose egg

Also, at half time. Our player urineing around doing keepie-up-ie. The scunny team passing practice and warm up with the fitness trainer. They not the only ones who do this, I've seen other teams stay limber whilst our lot have a play ground kick about.

We used to do this with Shinner.

[danblue]

metallilad, on 22 October 2016 - 06:30 PM, said:

We used to do this with Shinner.

You are correct. A time when we looked like a professional football team.
There also was a bit of a connection with the players and shinner- liked they enjoyed working with him. There just seems nothing with the Mal. Do this, do that and see you Monday morning.

[metallilad]

danblue, on 22 October 2016 - 06:40 PM, said:

You are correct. A time when we looked like a professional football team.
There also was a bit of a connection with the players and shinner- liked they enjoyed working with him. There just seems nothing with the Mal. Do this, do that and see you Monday morning.

Does our fitness coach attend matches?

[Ernie Ernie Ernie]

metallilad, on 22 October 2016 - 06:59 PM, said:

Does our fitness coach attend matches?

With the look of them lately he doesn't attend training

[ELTON 2020]

danblue, on 22 October 2016 - 06:40 PM, said:

You are correct. A time when we looked like a professional football team.
There also was a bit of a connection with the players and shinner- liked they enjoyed working with him. There just seems nothing with the Mal. Do this, do that and see you Monday morning.

Do we need an SAS fitness coach or a former footballer, For goodness sake - although it's another Saunders signing.

[calvin plummers socks]

Elton John 1866, on 22 October 2016 - 07:18 PM, said:

Do we need an SAS fitness coach or a former footballer, For goodness sake - although it's another Saunders signing.

They should have not wasted the Ebanks-Blake money and invested some in employing me for one day a week. (And Misnomer).

Guaranteed fittest fastest team in the league and fewer injuries......

[kopblue]

calvin plummers socks, on 22 October 2016 - 07:21 PM, said:

They should have not wasted the Ebanks-Blake money and invested some in employing me for one day a week. (And Misnomer
Guaranteed fittest fastest team in the league and fewer injuries......

How can anyone guarantee a fastest team, evo the sprinter.

[calvin plummers socks]

kopblue, on 22 October 2016 - 07:33 PM, said:

How can anyone guarantee a fastest team, evo the sprinter.

Lol true!
Ok every player:-
>10% higher work rate (ie. Distance covered in a match).
.3 sec on their 40m sprint
> increase in bleep/j-test etc
< soft tissue injuries

Edit!
It ain't gonna happen though so no point speculating

This post has been edited by calvin plummers socks: 22 October 2016 - 07:41 PM

[jack bauer]

danblue, on 22 October 2016 - 06:18 PM, said:

There seems no high tempo to our game. No quick interchanging passes. No energy. No urgency. Not one stand out player. No depth. No physicality. No quality.

I think we are only singing Sam Hird's praises because he's best of a bad bunch. Even Sam has had some dodgy moments but they have been eclipsed by some really dogga passages of play and stink awful players.

Today, Scunny took the game away from us by being organised, crisp passing and good play from quality players making good decisions on and the ball.

Even Fleetwood showed flashes of good passing play- for their goal.

At times today, it looked pre season kick about from us-like the players know that there is nobody waiting in the wings to replace them.

O'Neil- a steady 5/10 I know it's not his preferred position and he been out injured for ages

Liddle - the invisible man. Team Captain, your joking

JOS - what's gone off there??

Gbolly - slight improvement from 3/10 Tuesday to 5/10 today.
Wilson says others need to chip in with the goals. Watch
Gbolly's attempts in pre match warm up. Shocking. He scored one but it was in the big nets at the kop end instead of the practice nets down the side of the pitch.

German- are we really relying on a 17 year old? Caused problems but nothing the defence couldn't deal with

Evans- huffed and puffed but got goose egg

Also, at half time. Our player urineing around doing keepie-up-ie. The scunny team passing practice and warm up with the fitness trainer. They not the only ones who do this, I've seen other teams stay limber whilst our lot have a play ground kick about.

question, how many of our squad if put up for sale would get into another league one side?
Hird, Evans - YES
Lee, Jones - yes but unavailable
Wilkinson - yes but unavailable and not really even ours
McGinn - maybe, not seen him enough
Gboly - maybe
rest - doubt it.

[Misnomer]

calvin plummers socks, on 22 October 2016 - 07:21 PM, said:

They should have not wasted the Ebanks-Blake money and invested some in employing me for one day a week. (And Misnomer).

Guaranteed fittest fastest team in the league and fewer injuries......

Thanks, mate. It's not as though we haven't offered our services to the club. We'd get them in far better condition than the current incumbents.

[firedodger]

calvin plummers socks, on 22 October 2016 - 07:40 PM, said:

Lol true!
Ok every player:-
>10% higher work rate (ie. Distance covered in a match).
.3 sec on their 40m sprint
> increase in bleep/j-test etc
< soft tissue injuries

Edit!
It ain't gonna happen though so no point speculating

If you're that confident you can improve them go and make it happen, sell yourself, tell them about your successes with professional / top class athletes and how you have achieved them, and tell them how you can translate that into professional football. Show your cv and qualifications tell them how that makes you the best man for the job, give them a for example - compile your own match data and identify quick wins and areas for improvement for the team and individuals.
You say it ain't going to happen, but if I was so confident I could improve my team when they were in such a crap state I would be down there every day, picking to pieces what I could see and telling them how I could improve it.

[DIFH]

danblue, on 22 October 2016 - 06:18 PM, said:

There seems no high tempo to our game. No quick interchanging passes. No energy. No urgency. Not one stand out player. No depth. No physicality. No quality.

I think we are only singing Sam Hird's praises because he's best of a bad bunch. Even Sam has had some dodgy moments but they have been eclipsed by some really dogga passages of play and stink awful players.

Today, Scunny took the game away from us by being organised, crisp passing and good play from quality players making good decisions on and the ball.

Even Fleetwood showed flashes of good passing play- for their goal.

At times today, it looked pre season kick about from us-like the players know that there is nobody waiting in the wings to replace them.

O'Neil- a steady 5/10 I know it's not his preferred position and he been out injured for ages

Liddle - the invisible man. Team Captain, your joking

JOS - what's gone off there??

Gbolly - slight improvement from 3/10 Tuesday to 5/10 today.
Wilson says others need to chip in with the goals. Watch
Gbolly's attempts in pre match warm up. Shocking. He scored one but it was in the big nets at the kop end instead of the practice nets down the side of the pitch.

German- are we really relying on a 17 year old? Caused problems but nothing the defence couldn't deal with

Evans- huffed and puffed but got goose egg

Also, at half time. Our player urineing around doing keepie-up-ie. The scunny team passing practice and warm up with the fitness trainer. They not the only ones who do this, I've seen other teams stay limber whilst our lot have a play ground kick about.

You've forgot Accy.

danblue, on 22 October 2016 - 06:40 PM, said:

You are correct. A time when we looked like a professional football team.
There also was a bit of a connection with the players and shinner- liked they enjoyed working with him. There just seems nothing with the Mal. Do this, do that and see you Monday morning.

Are you guessing about this senario.?