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#1 User is offline   Spireite Becks 

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 01:54 PM

Songs that make me want to hit something/someone (in no particular order)

1. Candle in the Wind 97. By Elton John. About a woman who no-one particularly had a good word for when alive but miraculously got turned into a saint when she died. Nuff said.
2. We are the Champions - Queen
3. Simply the Best - Tina Turner
4. I will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
5. Wired for Sound - Cliff Richard. If only he'd have tripped over his roller skates in the video & broken his neck things could have been so different...
6. Wannabe - Spice Girls
7. The Phil Collins song about the homeless. Don't know the title, but someone please tell me what does that sanctimonious little **** know about being homeless?
8. Its Raining Men - The Weather Girls. As for the Geri Halliwell version, words fail me.
9. I Just Called to Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder
10. Hello - Lionel Richie.

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 01:56 PM

The Beckster, on Jun 16 2005, 01:54 PM, said:

Songs that make me want to hit something/someone (in no particular order)

1.  Candle in the Wind 97.  By Elton John.  About a woman who no-one particularly had a good word for when alive but miraculously got turned into a saint when she died. Nuff said.
2.  We are the Champions - Queen
3.  Simply the Best - Tina Turner
4.  I will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
5.  Wired for Sound - Cliff Richard.  If only he'd have tripped over his roller skates in the video & broken his neck things could have been so different...
6.  Wannabe - Spice Girls
7.  The Phil Collins song about the homeless.  Don't know the title, but someone please tell me what does that sanctimonious little **** know about being homeless?
8.  Its Raining Men - The Weather Girls.  As for the Geri Halliwell version, words fail me.
9.  I Just Called to Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder
10. Hello - Lionel Richie. 

I could go on all day but my boss is staring at me oddly.
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:03 PM

Maroon5-This Love
Beyonce Knowles...Crazy in Love
Eric Carman-All by myself
Elvis Presley-The wonder of you
Louis Armstrong-What a wonderful world
Ronnie Hilton-The Leeds United Calypso
Abba-Take a chance on me
Carpenters-Close to you
Cliff Richard-Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha
Body Rockers-I like the way you move (..grrrrrr)
Reach for the moon, if you fall short you'll still be amongst the stars...
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:09 PM

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
Toploader - Dancing in the Moonlight
that `Brown eyed girl/mashed potato` cr_ap they play in Chavzibar
Kylie - Can`t get you out of my head
DJ Sammy - Heaven
Beyonce - anything she sang
Maria Carey - anything she sang also
Charles & Eddie - Would I lie to you
Mavericks - Dance the Night away (Mansfield`s national anthem of chavdom)
Akon - Lonely
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:13 PM

Chris_CFC, on Jun 16 2005, 02:09 PM, said:

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
Toploader - Dancing in the Moonlight
that `Brown eyed girl/mashed potato` cr_ap they play in Chavzibar
Kylie - Can`t get you out of my head
DJ Sammy - Heaven
Beyonce - anything she sang
Maria Carey - anything she sang also
Charles & Eddie - Would I lie to you
Mavericks - Dance the Night away (Mansfield`s national anthem of chavdom)
Akon  - Lonely
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Evo's song!!!!

Jamie Oliver :P...oh yeaaaaah!


Amazing...especially Candlelight mix version!

Tend to agree but love her new one

100% agree
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:29 PM

Chris_CFC, on Jun 16 2005, 02:09 PM, said:

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
Toploader - Dancing in the Moonlight
that `Brown eyed girl/mashed potato` cr_ap they play in Chavzibar
Kylie - Can`t get you out of my head
DJ Sammy - Heaven
Beyonce - anything she sang
Maria Carey - anything she sang also
Charles & Eddie - Would I lie to you
Mavericks - Dance the Night away (Mansfield`s national anthem of chavdom)
Akon  - Lonely
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Oh god, how could I have forgotten Mariah Carey? I feel quite violent just thinking about her.
Also that song by Kelly & Nelly - dunno what it's called, something to do with "being with my boo" (what the **** is a boo?)
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:31 PM

Dilemma.....
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:45 PM

I think it was jonno who counted 86 of those squealing noises in that Dilemma song. I should`ve put that in my worst ten, the thought of it makes me want to kill
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 03:14 PM

Just for you Chris,

No matter what I do, all I think about is you even when I’m with my Boo
You know I’m crazy over you......



:D soz
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 03:44 PM

Anything by busted
anything by mcfly
anything by pop idol crap or similiar "talent" show contestants
that f**king crazy frog

that'll do theres more than 10 there
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 04:10 PM

.....the lead in G4 ...dead ringer for Jonny Stead!
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 04:54 PM

from my youth....

Agadoo...
Birdy song...
that Nelly the Elephant effort...
Hole in my shoe by Neil from the young ones...
Shaddap ya face
Anything by Shakin Syevens
Anything by Staus Quo
Making your mind up
Bloody Cheeky girls garbage

I could go on and on....
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 05:07 PM

marlons curtains, on Jun 16 2005, 04:54 PM, said:

Anything by Shakin Stevens
Anything by Staus Quo


I could go on and on....
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Shakin' Stevens ... arent they the one's that sang...snow is fallin' all around me...children playing havin' fun....??

Quo.....Rockin' all over the wooooooorld!!...what a new year's day that was sat on a cricket stand listen to that at MK!
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 10:56 PM

Ten songs??? I could name thousands!! Here goes...

Commercialised crap - boy bands, girl bands. Too many to mention. They're all just as bad.

Any by-product of TV talent contests. Judged on their looks than their singing talent, says it all. Again too many to mention

Novelty acts - Mr Blobby, Timmy Mallet, cheeky girls, that 'snooker' song, Doctorin' The Tardis by The Timelords (I happen to know that because it was number one on my birthday! I bet Pete has the 12inch vinyl of it :lol: )

Maddona - Like a prayer. What was she thinking!?

Anything by Cliff Richard. No explanation needed!

Anything by The Monkees. We probably wouldn't have to endure boybands these days if it weren't for them!

Bands that murder classic songs. Will Young should've been shot for slaughtering the classic Light My Fire.

I'll leave it at that!
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 11:06 PM

i love madhouse version of like a prayer!


mind you i like ozzy & kelly-changes so ya know! :lol:
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 10:23 PM

Generally there are too many bad songs IMO to put into a top ten (mostly current songs)

but as a rule:
the songs that I can listen to don't need a music video
the songs that I can't listen to normally have a music video thats more "entertaining" on mute.... (so thats the current latinorap,jennifromtheblock hiphop and whatever you categorise "Green Day" as....)
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 09:13 AM

anything like busted, usher or this rapping b()ll()cks and eliminate anything by red hot chillie peppers

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 10:40 AM

marlons curtains, on Jun 16 2005, 04:54 PM, said:

from my youth....

Agadoo...
Birdy song...
that Nelly the Elephant effort...
Hole in my shoe by Neil from the young ones...
Shaddap ya face
Anything by Shakin Syevens
Anything by Staus Quo
Making your mind up
B****Y Cheeky girls garbage

I could go on and on....
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hell, it`s the Zanzibar weekly playlist :)
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  Posted 18 June 2005 - 12:17 PM

marlons curtains, on Jun 16 2005, 04:54 PM, said:

from my youth....

Agadoo...
Birdy song...
that Nelly the Elephant effort...
Hole in my shoe by Neil from the young ones...
Shaddap ya face
Anything by Shakin Syevens
Anything by Staus Quo
Making your mind up
B****Y Cheeky girls garbage

I could go on and on....
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 10:03 AM

this IS the worst song ever!!...

Mike Harding "Too Busy Kicking Head"

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
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