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#41 User is offline   Johnnyspireite7 

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Posted 16 December 2023 - 12:38 PM

View PostSiberian Spireite, on 15 December 2023 - 05:26 PM, said:

I've lost track of who has a grudge against whom.


Well S&D has a grudge against anyone who isn't a white hetrosexual Christian man, Mr Merc has a grudge against Labour (at the minute) and anyone who attacks the record of Bozo the clown, most of the rest of us have a grudge against the useless Conservative Government, Warfey & CPS are constantly at each others throats (they're both like Pavlov's Dog, ring a bell they come running), Ian is against anything that affects his pension, Town Fan appears to have a grudge against John Croot for some slight in the past, the hierarchy at the club and the people who have VOLUNTEERED to be members of the Fans Forum as well. We've all got a grudge against Mr Brittas and his negative ways, CPS has problem with the Gatehead fan Holmes and his grammar & spelling (may be dyslexic who knows). Have I missed any major beefs?
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 12:41 PM

I have a grudge against the guy behind me who has a Balti pie at half time then belches all second half. Urgh. Other than that all Blues are cool
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 12:58 PM

View PostJohnnyspireite7, on 16 December 2023 - 12:38 PM, said:

Well S&D has a grudge against anyone who isn't a white hetrosexual Christian man, Mr Merc has a grudge against Labour (at the minute) and anyone who attacks the record of Bozo the clown, most of the rest of us have a grudge against the useless Conservative Government, Warfey & CPS are constantly at each others throats (they're both like Pavlov's Dog, ring a bell they come running), Ian is against anything that affects his pension, Town Fan appears to have a grudge against John Croot for some slight in the past, the hierarchy at the club and the people who have VOLUNTEERED to be members of the Fans Forum as well. We've all got a grudge against Mr Brittas and his negative ways, CPS has problem with the Gatehead fan Holmes and his grammar & spelling (may be dyslexic who knows). Have I missed any major beefs?

What a brilliant post mate. It has to be the post of the year. It's had me in stitches :lol: .
Aren't we forgetting Walton and his grudge against Chesterfield Football club though lol?
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 01:11 PM

View PostAlice Cooper, on 16 December 2023 - 12:58 PM, said:

What a brilliant post mate. It has to be the post of the year. It's had me in stitches .
Aren't we forgetting Walton and his grudge against Chesterfield Football club though lol?


He's just a WUMP, just wish he's understand that the board is broken and can't take his multiple WU threads...
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 01:17 PM

View PostJohnnyspireite7, on 16 December 2023 - 12:38 PM, said:

Well S&D has a grudge against anyone who isn't a white hetrosexual Christian man, Mr Merc has a grudge against Labour (at the minute) and anyone who attacks the record of Bozo the clown, most of the rest of us have a grudge against the useless Conservative Government, Warfey & CPS are constantly at each others throats (they're both like Pavlov's Dog, ring a bell they come running), Ian is against anything that affects his pension, Town Fan appears to have a grudge against John Croot for some slight in the past, the hierarchy at the club and the people who have VOLUNTEERED to be members of the Fans Forum as well. We've all got a grudge against Mr Brittas and his negative ways, CPS has problem with the Gatehead fan Holmes and his grammar & spelling (may be dyslexic who knows). Have I missed any major beefs?


I agree we shouldn’t criticise anyone on here for their spelling and grammar.
PS it’s heterosexual and it’s sleight 😊
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 01:54 PM

View Postronpowellsbutler, on 16 December 2023 - 01:17 PM, said:

I agree we shouldn’t criticise anyone on here for their spelling and grammar.
PS it’s heterosexual and it’s sleight 😊

You're just being pudantic, err padantik, err pedantik, errrr picky now mate lol. :lol:
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 02:33 PM

View PostAlice Cooper, on 16 December 2023 - 01:54 PM, said:

You're just being pudantic, err padantik, err pedantik, errrr picky now mate lol. :lol:


And being a Smart Alec, apologies.
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 02:38 PM

View PostAlice Cooper, on 16 December 2023 - 01:54 PM, said:

You're just being pudantic, err padantik, err pedantik, errrr picky now mate lol. :lol:


No, fair's fair, I got those 2 wrong (he missed the fact I missed an s out of Gateshead mind!)
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 02:44 PM

View Postronpowellsbutler, on 16 December 2023 - 01:17 PM, said:

I agree we shouldn’t criticise anyone on here for their spelling and grammar.
PS it’s heterosexual and it’s sleight 😊


I thought metrosexual meant fortification on the Paris underground 🤔.
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 02:56 PM

View PostJohnnyspireite7, on 16 December 2023 - 02:38 PM, said:

No, fair's fair, I got those 2 wrong (he missed the fact I missed an s out of Gateshead mind!)


I let you off that one as a typing error…..

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Posted 16 December 2023 - 03:04 PM

Sorry, wrong thread!

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Posted 16 December 2023 - 03:05 PM

View PostThe Rev., on 16 December 2023 - 03:04 PM, said:

Dobra 1-0


Wrong thread Rev! :)
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 03:06 PM

View PostOsborne again, on 16 December 2023 - 02:44 PM, said:

I thought metrosexual meant fortification on the Paris underground 🤔.

Hahaha now that's a clever one. 10/10 .
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 03:07 PM

View PostJohnnyspireite7, on 16 December 2023 - 12:38 PM, said:

Well S&D has a grudge against anyone who isn't a white hetrosexual Christian man, Mr Merc has a grudge against Labour (at the minute) and anyone who attacks the record of Bozo the clown, most of the rest of us have a grudge against the useless Conservative Government, Warfey & CPS are constantly at each others throats (they're both like Pavlov's Dog, ring a bell they come running), Ian is against anything that affects his pension, Town Fan appears to have a grudge against John Croot for some slight in the past, the hierarchy at the club and the people who have VOLUNTEERED to be members of the Fans Forum as well. We've all got a grudge against Mr Brittas and his negative ways, CPS has problem with the Gatehead fan Holmes and his grammar & spelling (may be dyslexic who knows). Have I missed any major beefs?


Excuse me, my pension is fine. Its other pensions that the employer (the state) cant afford I have a problem with.... ;) but I'm chilled now, Labour will sort it, Rachel says she is going to have tight hold of the purse strings....so that £2 trillion liability will be under control in no time :)
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 03:07 PM

View PostOsborne again, on 16 December 2023 - 02:44 PM, said:

I thought metrosexual meant fortification on the Paris underground 🤔.


Fortification or Fornication? :D
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 03:18 PM

View PostJohnnyspireite7, on 16 December 2023 - 03:07 PM, said:

Fortification or Fornication? :D


Auto correction once more becomes a pain 😆😆😆.
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 03:25 PM

Auto correction turns us all into the keyboard version of Nelly Pledge😁😁
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 04:31 PM

View Postwarfey is a spireite, on 16 December 2023 - 03:53 PM, said:

Can you get it from fishing ???


Only if your waders chaff Warfey 😆.
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 05:44 PM

View PostOsborne again, on 16 December 2023 - 03:25 PM, said:

Auto correction turns us all into the keyboard version of Nelly Pledge😁😁

It's half past ..... Oh I must get a little finger put on this watch. :lol:
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Posted 16 December 2023 - 05:56 PM

View Postisleaiw1, on 16 December 2023 - 03:07 PM, said:

Excuse me, my pension is fine. Its other pensions that the employer (the state) cant afford I have a problem with.... ;) but I'm chilled now, Labour will sort it, Rachel says she is going to have tight hold of the purse strings....so that £2 trillion liability will be under control in no time :)



Save money, send all state pensioners to Rwanda.....

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