[Wooden Spoon]

A dog and a cat die and go to heaven.

The are presented by St Peter to God.

God says to the dog, to stay in heaven you have to be a believer. what do you believe?

The dog says I believe this is the best place ever, and will have squeaky toys and lots of walkies coz god is such a great guy.

God turns to the cat, and repeats what he said to the dog.

The cat, half turns to god, and says “I believe your sitting in my chair”