[fishini]

Men vs. Women
1. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay
£1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love
him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a
lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men
are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use
in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change and she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage & after marriage.

[Sam]

excuse me....

someone want a debate on the grounds of oh yeah women are better 100% at everything...??

come on ladies we'll take you on!

[dannypearson]

sam, on Jun 9 2005, 10:00 PM, said:

excuse me....

someone want a debate on the grounds of oh yeah women are better 100% at everything...??

come on ladies we'll take you on!
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go on then Sam get the ball rolling?

What are women better at than men (apart from housework )

[marlons curtains]

Naggin and spendin.....

[dannypearson]

moanin' and complainin'...................

[Sam]

okay then first obvious thing

intelligence

[marlons curtains]

by puttin that comment youve proven thats incorrect!!!!

[lubic]

One of my housemate's favourite phrases to a female engineer was 'get in the kitchen and engineer me some dinner' which I find funny...this woman couldn't even cook though.

[dannypearson]

sam, on Jun 9 2005, 10:10 PM, said:

okay then first obvious thing

intelligence
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as your English examination quotation obviously proved

[Sam]

marlons curtains, on Jun 9 2005, 09:11 PM, said:

by puttin that comment youve proven thats incorrect!!!!
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and why is that

[marlons curtains]

self explanatory!!

[Sam]

well I've read it can't see what the problem is


good girl Loz'!!!

now prepare fella's!

[Lorraine]

marlons curtains, on Jun 9 2005, 09:20 PM, said:

self explanatory!!
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So Simon, you can watch tv and type too?? multi-skilled hey?

[marlons curtains]

no..the adverts are on!!!!

[Sam]

spireloz, on Jun 9 2005, 09:22 PM, said:

So Simon, you can watch tv and type too?? multi-skilled hey?
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they can also sit on their a.rses and dictate too

[Lorraine]

marlons curtains, on Jun 9 2005, 09:09 PM, said:

Naggin and spendin.....
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Women don't nag - it's men who don't listen...
Men earn the dosh - women spend it, who's clever there then??

[Sam]

all the 'men' have disapeared


failing already..

[dannypearson]

sam, on Jun 9 2005, 10:37 PM, said:

all the 'men' have dissapeared 
failing already..
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you still haven't found ANYTHING that women can do better than men.

[marlons curtains]

Well for a start...

man can spell disappeared!!!

[Sam]

marlons curtains, on Jun 9 2005, 09:41 PM, said:

Well for a start...

man can spell disappeared!!!
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your a chuffin teacher!