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Posted 20 June 2005 - 07:18 AM

A bloke on his way into work this morning came to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself:
"Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks:
"Officer what's the hold up?"

The officer replies: "It's a Man Utd fan; he's just so depressed about losing the premiership to Arsenal last season and again to Chelsea this season, being knocked out of Europe, losing in the FA Cup final, selling out to a yank, and winning nothing after gobbing off all season whilst Liverpool have won the European Cup. He's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and his mates are all laughing at him. I'm walking around taking a collection for him."

"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?"

"Only about 1/2 a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning.
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 10:03 PM

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Posted 20 June 2005 - 10:47 PM

Ive so gotta e-mail that to someone!!!


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Posted 21 June 2005 - 06:45 PM

:lol:.. that is brilliant
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Posted 21 June 2005 - 08:06 PM

;)
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Posted 21 June 2005 - 09:06 PM

http://footballonsun...lines/?id=27627

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someone reply to this as i am on iggy lol

i have a hard hat at the ready ;)
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Posted 21 June 2005 - 09:09 PM

Mark Jones in the Mail on Sunday, whatever next lol.
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Posted 21 June 2005 - 09:11 PM

spireloz, on Jun 21 2005, 10:09 PM, said:

Mark Jones in the Mail on Sunday, whatever next lol.
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I had a bit trouble gettin it on lol thats why i put my angry face a bit further up lol.
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