[spireite tom]

Lol thats funny!!

[Sam]

Spire1866, on Jun 10 2005, 01:19 PM, said:

Be fair to the women - their bodies are designed for the tasks they have been cut out in life to fulfill. One example being, why is it that women tend to have smaller feet than men?? So they can get closer to the sink of course!!
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I'm warning you Liam!

[dannypearson]

sam, on Jun 10 2005, 12:03 AM, said:

have babies?
cook
clean
iron
change a lightbulb!
multi-task!
behave maturely
can live watching a game on the box without a curry or beer!
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I can do these



no man on the planet WANTS to do these - you are only proving women do the tasks that men chose not to

[skaw]

Can do all apart from the havin babies and y wud i want to do that one?? lol.
The fact that i dont do them doesnt mean i cant just that if i leave it long enuf some woman will do it!
As for sams intellegnce comment u cant say one sex is more intellegent than another, there are some(a very few) supprisingly intellegent women around. lol

[Lorraine]

skaw, on Jun 11 2005, 03:01 PM, said:

Can do all apart from the havin babies and y wud i want to do that one?? lol.
The fact that i dont do them doesnt mean i cant just that if i leave it long enuf some woman will do it!
As for sams intellegnce comment u cant say one sex is more intellegent than another, there are some(a very few) supprisingly intellegent women around. lol
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I wouldn't like to be in your shoes when Sam logs back on here!

[skaw]

il not be on. lol. got to go home and start revising for exams on tuesday and wednesday.

[Sam]

skaw, on Jun 11 2005, 03:01 PM, said:

Can do all apart from the havin babies and y wud i want to do that one?? lol.
The fact that i dont do them doesnt mean i cant just that if i leave it long enuf some woman will do it!
As for sams intellegnce comment u cant say one sex is more intellegent than another, there are some(a very few) supprisingly intellegent women around. lol
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two words skaw, two words!

[dannypearson]

sam, on Jun 11 2005, 04:39 PM, said:

two words skaw, two words!
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are the two words you're right???

[Sam]

dannypearson, on Jun 11 2005, 03:54 PM, said:

are the two words you're right???
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Suprisingly Daniel, No

[fishini]

dannypearson, on Jun 9 2005, 10:53 PM, said:

A list of real things that men can do that women can't:-

1.)  Wire a plug.
2.)  Have more than 3 pints before getting giddy.
3.)  Put a shelf up straight.
4.)  Put together electrical equipment without reading the instructions.
5.)  Remember were they left the remote.
6.)  Barbeques
7.)  Wee standing up
8.)  Go into a karaoke bar without getting the urge to sing
9.)  Become a member of the Newbold Club.
10.) Become a freemason
11.) Ring a mate to to ask if they want a pint, and put the phone down
      within 30 seconds.
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Drive
Be ready to go out within 2 hours
Organise

[DMU Blue]

sit in the passenger seat without having to grab the dashboard if the driver of a car at a junction even thinks about pulling out

Liam

[Lorraine]

fishini, on Jun 11 2005, 07:33 PM, said:

Drive
Be ready to go out within 2 hours
Organise
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Yes, they are things women do. What about men though?

[richrichard]

Meden Blue, on Jun 12 2005, 08:04 PM, said:

sit in the passenger seat without having to grab the dashboard if the driver of a car at a junction even thinks about pulling out

Liam
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spend more time looking in the rear view mirror doing their hair/eyes/face/whatever than concentrating on where they're going

[Sam]

women have the abilty to be able to walk past the opposite sex without feeling the need to turn round and look at their a.rse...

[dannypearson]

sam, on Jun 14 2005, 08:01 PM, said:

women have the abilty to be able to walk past the opposite sex without feeling the need to turn round and look at their a.rse...
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Men can do that as well





(usually when staring at their mammary glands )

[richrichard]

boinnnnng

[fishini]

MEN

remain the same all the month and don't become a different person every 28 days

know how to use the video

can take a joke

play darts

understand politics

[Sam]

you're not convincing me a whole lot...

yawwwwwwwwwwwn!