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10. Steve Waugh
"How does it feel to drop the World Cup son?" Australia's iron man chides Herschelle Gibbs as he spilled a sitter in the semi final.

9. Adam Parore
South Africa's Daryll Cullinan became known as Shane Warne's bunny - the great leggy could dismiss him at will. Thus New Zealand keeper Parore greeted Cullinan's first ball prod to Kiwi slowie Chris Harris with the words "Well bowled, Warney..."

8. Merv Hughes
Javed Miandad to Merv Hughes: "You're a fat bus conductor." Hughes to Miandad after dismissing him: "Ding Ding! Tickets please."

7. Rod Marsh
"So how's your wife and my kids?" Iron Gloves welcomes Ian Botham to the crease

6. Robin Smith
"You can't ***king bat, mate," chirps Merv Hughes as the Judge played and missed at one in 1989. Smith dispatches the next one to the boundary with the words "Hey Merv, we make a good pair. I can't ***king bat, and you can't ***king bowl."

5. Viv Richards
Glamorgan's Greg Thomas beat the great man twice during a county game and offered the advice: "It's red, it's round, and it weighs about five ounces." Next ball Richards hits Thomas out of the ground before walking up to him and saying: "You know what it looks like, you find it."

4. Ian Healy
"You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat ***t." Aussie Ian Healy's blunt reaction to Sri Lanka's Arjuna Ranatunga's request for a runner.

3. Merv Hughes
Australia were playing a South African provincial side during a warm-up game and Hansie Cronje was hitting Hughes for fours and sixes at will. As another disappeared out of the ground, Hughes ran down the wicket and delivered a tremendous ***** in Cronje's direction, along with the instruction: "Try and hit that for six...."

2. Ian Chappell
Arriving at the crease for his first test innings, a slightly apprehensive Graham Gooch wished Chappell a polite "Good Morning, Ian." The Australian's response: "What's so ***king good about it?" Cue a Gooch pair...

1. Eddo Brandes
Glenn McGrath welcomes Zimbabwean chicken farmer Brandes to the wicket with the enquiry, "Oi Brandes, why are you so fat?" "Because every time I ***k your wife, she gives me a biscuit," was the legendary answer.



lol

[marlons curtains]

Seen before but still makes me laugh.... Mcgrath still gets stick for that last one off his team mates.... apparently the Aussies all p***ed themselves at the time!!!

[Lorraine]

Thought there might be something about Andre Nels in that little lot, though he tends to glare and stare rather than make comments!

[marlons curtains]

That bloke is a headcase.....

[Lorraine]

marlons curtains, on Jun 12 2005, 05:12 PM, said:

That bloke is a headcase.....
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You're not far wrong there Marlons, they do say he's a very nice chap off field but the mentality of the chap leaves a lot to be desired!