[clarevoyant.]

As a farewell to this abyss I thought a few deserved gongs should be handed out, therefore the:- Sh.. Housery Incorporating Tinpottery awards (the Sh1ts)

Tinpottery
Quite a few minor candidates, from Dorking and Suttons inadequate pitches to King's Lynn cramming away fans into a corner with a large empty terrace to their side.
In 3rd, place Borehamwood advertising tickets at £2(was it?) cheaper if purchased at least a day before the game, when asked if available to away fans, the response being "yes if bought in person from the club shop", ermmm.
2nd place goes to Woking and their ridiculous and humiliating security procedures.
But the prize of the tinpot goes to Bromley for their valient efforts to make all away fans feel as unwelcome as possible. At least the tinpot could be used to enhance the bogs

Sh.. Housery will be split into 3 categories, Player, Manager and Club, I'll not bore with reasonings it's been well documented and we've all witnessed it, but some may have different experience and therefore different candidates.
Players,
3rd M. Bush (then Bromley)
2nd J. Osborne
1st by a country mile N. Ashmore.
Managers,
3rd N. Woodman (obvious reasons)
2nd N. Ardley " " at soilyhull
1st L Gerrard for having the audacity to go on a public platform and brag about cheating

Club
There are many that could contend for 2nd or 3rd spot but the overhaul winner and a name I hope I never have to type again. " a club rotten from the top", soilyhull.

Sundry Awards

Best Newcomer
A club that in 30 years as dropped from Premiership standards to almost attaining soilyhullesque levels of sh..housery, Oldham some achievement, that

And the final award of a well patinaed bog seat from bromley for allowing all the above to happen through doing nowt and screwing clubs over with the covid cash goes to the NL management. Perhaps put it in a pride of place on the undulating board room carpet.

Over and thankfully out.

This post has been edited by clarevoyant.: 17 March 2024 - 01:14 PM

[metallilad]

Who's the No1 manager then?

[clarevoyant.]

metallilad, on 17 March 2024 - 01:13 PM, said:

Who's the No1 manager then?

Edited (bludy phone call)

[gordon_brittas]

Solihull for the ultimate shithouse club award, as much i dislike Boreham Wood and Bromley these ar*reholes take it.

Migoma for me after breaking Tschimanga’s leg at Weymouth, pretty much finished off our season and he got away with it.

[Westbars Spireite]

Fully expected this thread AND from the person I anticipated too!

[clarevoyant.]

Westbars Spireite, on 17 March 2024 - 02:07 PM, said:

Fully expected this thread AND from the person I anticipated too!

Can see why you are in the top division of Benno's Prediction League.

[HaslandBlue58]

Westbars Spireite, on 17 March 2024 - 02:07 PM, said:

Fully expected this thread AND from the person I anticipated too!

Probably beat a lot more to it who are still thinking of a way to post around the swear filter?

[warfey is a spireite]

gordon_brittas, on 17 March 2024 - 01:45 PM, said:

Solihull for the ultimate shithouse club award, as much i dislike Boreham Wood and Bromley these ar*reholes take it.

Migoma for me after breaking Tschimanga’s leg at Weymouth, pretty much finished off our season and he got away with it.

It wasn't migoma u mean mnoga

[hewittfan]

I went to Woking, and the security was certainly way over the top, annoying and laughable, but can’t say I was humiliated by it!

[RN Blue]

hewittfan, on 17 March 2024 - 02:54 PM, said:

I went to Woking, and the security was certainly way over the top, annoying and laughable, but can’t say I was humiliated by it!

Odd phrase, for a security search to be humiliating, you'd imagine some cavity to be inspected.

[Westbars Spireite]

clarevoyant., on 17 March 2024 - 02:37 PM, said:

Can see why you are in the top division of Benno's Prediction League.

Ha!

To be fair there are probably dozens more examples we could come up with from the last 6 years of (mainly) misery.

RN Blue, on 17 March 2024 - 03:04 PM, said:

Odd phrase, for a security search to be humiliating, you'd imagine some cavity to be inspected.

That’s why it was humiliating. He asked for that and they turned him down.

[azul]

clarevoyant., on 17 March 2024 - 02:37 PM, said:

Can see why you are in the top division of Benno's Prediction League.

Surprised you didn’t come up with some more categories that we could’ve been nominated for

[Benno Spire]

azul, on 17 March 2024 - 03:38 PM, said:

Surprised you didn’t come up with some more categories that we could’ve been nominated for

Surprised he’s not done worst ref

[HaslandBlue58]

Benno Spire, on 17 March 2024 - 03:43 PM, said:

Surprised he’s not done worst ref

How would you narrow that down to three!!!!
You would struggle to narrow it down to three dozen.

[Osborne again]

Benno Spire, on 17 March 2024 - 03:43 PM, said:

Surprised he’s not done worst ref

It would be easier deciding which one we hated least. The linesmen not much use either.

[HoneyTrippa]

Good job there isnt a worse ref/linesman award in the 3 categories. We would be here forever.

[clarevoyant.]

Benno Spire, on 17 March 2024 - 03:43 PM, said:

Surprised he’s not done worst ref

Thought about but didn't want to steal Tolstoys mantle.

[HaslandBlue58]

Anybody else having difficulty nominating a reasonable (never mind decent) West Stand lino over the past six years?Standing joke with our group,not got any candidates that come to mind,only differentiation seems to be that they give more offside decisions when we play towards the Kop!

[Osborne again]

HaslandBlue58, on 17 March 2024 - 04:53 PM, said:

Anybody else having difficulty nominating a reasonable (never mind decent) West Stand lino over the past six years?Standing joke with our group,not got any candidates that come to mind,only differentiation seems to be that they give more offside decisions when we play towards the Kop!

Correct.

[metallilad]

HoneyTrippa, on 17 March 2024 - 04:44 PM, said:

Good job there isnt a worse ref/linesman award in the 3 categories. We would be here forever.

Got to be either that one against Solihull who allowed the karate kick on McCourt or Rebecca Welsh for allowing Ashmore to waste the amount of time he did & wind the crowd up as much as he did.