My good friend, Astra, the Pagan Goddess and Official Saviour of the SPIRITES, has discovered, via the Astral Plane, that a meeting of the other 23 National Leage supporters was held, in Mansfield on Sunday, at which it was UNANIMOUSLY decided to hire a WARLOCK to attend all SPIRITE matches and use his powers to disrupt the flow of POSITIVITY amongst SPIRITE supporters and players, and ruin the chances of promotion.
She also discovered that he is a discontented SPIRITE who was expelled from the Ankerbold chapter of SPIRITE soothsayers for constantly breaching the rules of using the DARK ARTS for personal gain.
This gives more urgency for SPIRITES attending Saturday's Dawn Gathering!
As such all SPIRITES in attendance will be given a lavender and sage charm, used throughout history to ward of evil spirits, to be carried, by SPIRITES, to all games.
This is guaranteed to ensure the continuation of the POSITIVITY that has engulfed the SIM stadium and away games all season.
See you all on Saturday, fellow SPIRITES, together we can do this.
Peace, love and joy to all SPIRITES.
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Posted 01 February 2024 - 05:59 PM
Is the Warlock called Tim, the one who knows where the Rabbit of Cearbannog is?
"Do you think I'm here for your amusement" & good riddance to bad rubbish
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Posted 01 February 2024 - 07:32 PM
Johnnyspireite7, on 01 February 2024 - 05:59 PM, said:
Is the Warlock called Tim, the one who knows where the Rabbit of Cearbannog is?
BARABAS needs time to respond.
God I hate this league.
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