Five years ago, after suffering it's worst election defeat in a century, the Labour Party faced an existential decision: continue appealling to only an ever dwindling minority, or change and regain the centre third of UK politics.
The rest is history, turning gleeful internet predictions of some 'end of Labour' into a landslide leaving Tory MP's an endangered species.
To the point it's now they who encounter an epochal fork in the road: veer increasingly right, battling with Monster Raving Reform for the bigot ballot, or follow their opponents on a journey of moderation.
Remembering, of course, this is the same membership which deemed the predictably depraved 'Boris' fit for office, then replaced him with Liz Truss.
Liz...Truss...
So it's no surprise Robert Jenrick leads their internal polls. A character with a well documented legacy of sleaze already in situ, who ordered reception centre staff to paint over Disney murals as they were 'too welcoming' for tragically traumatised kiddies, and peddles brow furrowingly bizarre ideas of 'Englishness' (yet not Britishness, we note) he can neither clarify nor define.
Then, only this weekend, he dangled suggestions of a star of David being displayed at every UK port to send a message of support to arriving Jews. Who, strangely, don't count as migrants in his perverse little world.
Or alternatively there's Kemi Badenoch. The ex Business Minister who signed trade deals leaving British business worse off, ex Equalities Minister who indulged in social media culture wars, and ex Macdonald's employee who thinks a short stint working there for pocket money renders her working class.
Before yesterday deciding to inform the nation that maternity pay is "too excessive". Maternity pay. 'Too excessive'. Errr...
The new grown up government will welcome all this, though. Make no mistake; an opposition aiming it's fire at a Farage who many, perhaps even most of it's members would prefer as leader of their own party will further dilute what minimal threat a mere one hundred and twenty MP's might offer. Better still some sort of merger between the two, finally confirming the formation of a BNP 'lite' which would be utterly toxic to the overwhelming majority of the UK public, and no doubt resulting in another wave of defections.
In fact what has the most successful election machine in world politics come to when probably it's best hope of salvation is a certain James Cleverly...
This post has been edited by The Earl of Chesterfield: 30 September 2024 - 08:49 AM