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Posted 29 October 2012 - 01:09 PM

Good afternoon campers! The sun is shining and theres lots of activities for you all to join in. On the sports field there will be heading and kicking for beginners taken by our resident coach, Tommy. If you are interested in goalkeeping, Mark will be takeing 'how to be more decisive' After lunch in the lecture theatre our resident motivational speaker John will be showing you how to lower your standards and how to hit rock bottom. This will be followed by our resident magican Paul, who will show you how to pull a "rabbit out of your hat". And for all you girls out there Mark will be showing how to tackle, this session is only suitable for 11-14 girls. Mark will also be taking a session in the Hair Zone salon, on posing both for the camera and on the football field. Please be careful these activities can be dangerous! Here at the Spireites Holiday Camp we do not want you to exert yourself too much. Remember you are on holiday!
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 01:26 PM

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 01:42 PM

View Postlongeatonspireite, on 29 October 2012 - 01:09 PM, said:

Good afternoon campers! The sun is shining and theres lots of activities for you all to join in. On the sports field there will be heading and kicking for beginners taken by our resident coach, Tommy. If you are interested in goalkeeping, Mark will be takeing 'how to be more decisive' After lunch in the lecture theatre our resident motivational speaker John will be showing you how to lower your standards and how to hit rock bottom. This will be followed by our resident magican Paul, who will show you how to pull a "rabbit out of your hat". And for all you girls out there Mark will be showing how to tackle, this session is only suitable for 11-14 girls. Mark will also be taking a session in the Hair Zone salon, on posing both for the camera and on the football field. Please be careful these activities can be dangerous! Here at the Spireites Holiday Camp we do not want you to exert yourself too much. Remember you are on holiday!


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Posted 29 October 2012 - 04:30 PM

View Postlongeatonspireite, on 29 October 2012 - 01:09 PM, said:

Good afternoon campers! The sun is shining and theres lots of activities for you all to join in. On the sports field there will be heading and kicking for beginners taken by our resident coach, Tommy. If you are interested in goalkeeping, Mark will be takeing 'how to be more decisive' After lunch in the lecture theatre our resident motivational speaker John will be showing you how to lower your standards and how to hit rock bottom. This will be followed by our resident magican Paul, who will show you how to pull a "rabbit out of your hat". And for all you girls out there Mark will be showing how to tackle, this session is only suitable for 11-14 girls. Mark will also be taking a session in the Hair Zone salon, on posing both for the camera and on the football field. Please be careful these activities can be dangerous! Here at the Spireites Holiday Camp we do not want you to exert yourself too much. Remember you are on holiday!


P. S. We are also introducing a new system for the start of the training camp.

Anyone who cannot attend the 0730 camp due to the school run, supermarket shopping, golf might as well leave things until the following day - after all you do enjoy a very good remuneration package which needs spending.
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 05:24 PM

View Postlongeatonspireite, on 29 October 2012 - 01:09 PM, said:

Good afternoon campers! The sun is shining and theres lots of activities for you all to join in. On the sports field there will be heading and kicking for beginners taken by our resident coach, Tommy. If you are interested in goalkeeping, Mark will be takeing 'how to be more decisive' After lunch in the lecture theatre our resident motivational speaker John will be showing you how to lower your standards and how to hit rock bottom. This will be followed by our resident magican Paul, who will show you how to pull a "rabbit out of your hat". And for all you girls out there Mark will be showing how to tackle, this session is only suitable for 11-14 girls. Mark will also be taking a session in the Hair Zone salon, on posing both for the camera and on the football field. Please be careful these activities can be dangerous! Here at the Spireites Holiday Camp we do not want you to exert yourself too much. Remember you are on holiday!

:closedeyes: Sorry,just had to close,but "Boot Camp" opened yesterday apparently. :wacko:
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