[bluebottle]

Heisenberg, on 05 April 2012 - 02:43 PM, said:

I am not Carlsberg, you tedious individual. Even Snell has begun to realise, so catch up with the rest of us why don't you?

Does Carlsberg wear a hat? If so, I think he IS you.

Because you wear a hat.


On your picture.

[Heisenberg]

Heavy_Soul, on 06 April 2012 - 10:31 PM, said:

Go to bed carlsberg it's late

You ******!

[The Earl of Chesterfield]

Heisenberg, on 06 April 2012 - 07:41 PM, said:

I have never made such a claim.

No, but 'Carlsberg' has. Or is that anothor of the strange little fantasies he likes to peddle - like being Hubbard's nephew?

Except we don't, our posting styles are completely different. Anyone with half a brain can see that, which instantly rules you out Snell. Now stop embarrassing yourself, eh?

Really? Camp tirades desperately spraying insults? A refusal to step out from behind the computor? Petty personal vendettas? All very 'Carlsberg-esque' to me.

We went in for a cup of tea and a bacon roll. The only "song and dance" is the one you perform when you sit at your computer thinking people really do give a damn about your opinion everytime you start one of your dull, self-congratulatory, often-contradictory topics. Sorry Chrissy, I forgot: do you like Sheridan this week or not?...

As always, i'm happy for folk to compare my contributions with your's and decide for themselves who has gravitas or not. By the way, i think i prefer you calling me 'Snell'. It really does say so much about you,whilst 'Chrissy'.....nah, you'll be adding me as a friend next.

This post has been edited by MDCCCLXVI: 07 April 2012 - 11:14 AM

[The Earl of Chesterfield]

Heavy_Soul, on 06 April 2012 - 08:29 PM, said:

As funny as this thread is its all a bit childish.

In the defendants (or both haha) honour I will add what I know -

I didn't know who carlsberg or Heisenberg were when they came in the shop. Neither of them said anything about who they were and neither asked me if I was heavy soul.

It was not until later that night when they posted on my thread in personal section that I realised who they were.

The ONLY reason I remembered was because one of them was wearing a home shirt (if they'd been wearing normal clothes I wouldn't have remembered) the other I remember did have a Cfc bag with him so had obviously purchased from the club shop.

So it's only the Cfc connection I remember either of them, indeed Cfc was never discussed at any point either.

As I've said previously aswell, unless one posts on behalf of the other they are two different people.

Can this be the end of it?

Craig.
Sincere apologies that others seem to've been dragged you and your business into this exchange. I hope it's caused yourself no embarrassment and had no negative impact on your new enterprise. You'll have to forgive me, though, if i respond to insults and abuse with jovial mockery or seek to expose some of the infantile behaviour one or two characters have been indulging in 'behind the scenes', so to speak. Sorry, but the simple truth is i find it all highly entertaining. I have absolutely no reason to doubt your word and if you tell us two individuals visited your shop who later claimed to be 'Carlsberg' and 'Heisenberg', then that's good enough for me. Perhaps at some point they'll reveal themselves to the rest of us. Anyway, all the very, very best for the future and may your tills never stop ringing.

Chris.

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[Heavy_Soul]

MDCCCLXVI, on 07 April 2012 - 11:31 AM, said:

Craig.
Sincere apologies that others seem to've been dragged you and your business into this exchange. I hope it's caused yourself no embarrassment and had no negative impact on your new enterprise. You'll have to forgive me, though, if i respond to insults and abuse with jovial mockery or seek to expose some of the infantile behaviour one or two characters have been indulging in 'behind the scenes', so to speak. Sorry, but the simple truth is i find it all highly entertaining. I have absolutely no reason to doubt your word and if you tell us two individuals visited your shop who later claimed to be 'Carlsberg' and 'Heisenberg', then that's good enough for me. Perhaps at some point they'll reveal themselves to the rest of us. Anyway, all the very, very best for the future and may your tills never stop ringing.

Chris.

No worries mate

[Heisenberg]

I'd like to add you as a friend, Snell, but that would mean having to go to your profile again and... ohh shiiiittt...

[The Earl of Chesterfield]

Heisenberg, on 07 April 2012 - 02:42 PM, said:

I'd like to add you as a friend, Snell, but that would mean having to go to your profile again and... ohh shiiiittt...

I actually quite like that.

Maybe there's hope yet...

[Heisenberg]

MDCCCLXVI, on 07 April 2012 - 02:44 PM, said:

I actually quite like that.

Maybe there's hope yet...

There's always hope, my Lord. Well, unless we're referring to town's survival hopes, that is.

[The Earl of Chesterfield]

Heisenberg, on 07 April 2012 - 02:46 PM, said:

There's always hope, my Lord. Well, unless we're referring to town's survival hopes, that is.

Another step forward. Well done. And refering to me as 'My Lord' has got the parameters of our relationship spot on, too.

PS: if i bothered with them there'd be a smiley-thingy after that, by the way.

[Goku]

It would just be quicker to click the smiley instead of typing out that you would like to use a smiley tbh

[The Earl of Chesterfield]

Haslandboi, on 07 April 2012 - 03:02 PM, said:

It would just be quicker to click the smiley instead of typing out that you would like to use a smiley tbh

Principles, youth.

Next time tha sees a shaven-headed bloke jogging through Hasland (probably be a Thursday), stop him and he'll educate thee.

[Bonnyman]

MDCCCLXVI, on 07 April 2012 - 03:09 PM, said:

Principles, youth.

Next time tha sees a shaven-headed bloke jogging through Hasland (probably be a Thursday), stop him and he'll educate thee.

joggin?...tha shud bi sprintin nah kid,only 6 wiks te gu.

[The Earl of Chesterfield]

bonnyman, on 07 April 2012 - 03:10 PM, said:

joggin?...tha shud bi sprintin nah kid,only 6 wiks te gu.

Come back when tha sober, pal.

[Bonnyman]

MDCCCLXVI, on 07 April 2012 - 03:21 PM, said:

Come back when tha sober, pal.

im as a dry as a camel,nightshift for me my friend ,keeping the people of nottinghamshire safe..............unfortunately..single time only as well.

[If Carlsberg Made Chairmen]

MDCCCLXVI, on 07 April 2012 - 02:59 PM, said:

Another step forward. Well done. And refering to me as 'My Lord' has got the parameters of our relationship spot on, too.

Thats charming that is, I`ve always called you Lord Snell and you`ve never been nice to me

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[The Earl of Chesterfield]

bonnyman, on 07 April 2012 - 03:29 PM, said:

im as a dry as a camel,nightshift for me my friend ,keeping the people of nottinghamshire safe..............unfortunately..single time only as well.

Question: Field Mill's a-blaze and you're called in. Do you:

1. Perform to the full extent of your professional expectations?

2. Finish brewing that round of teas and tell them you'll be there as soon as possible?

3. Choose to rescue Mrs Brown's 'Tibbles' from the top of a Tuxford tree instead?

4. Inform the local station to chuck as much tinder onto the flames as possible because they're doing the local community - not to mention the whole of football - a favour?

5. Go back to sleep?

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[The Earl of Chesterfield]

If Carlsberg Made Chairmen, on 07 April 2012 - 03:34 PM, said:

Thats charming that is, I`ve always called you Lord Snell and you`ve never been nice to me

Admit to your 'behind the scenes' behaviour in public, or allow the forum admin to publish the facts, and we'll take it from there.

[If Carlsberg Made Chairmen]

MDCCCLXVI, on 07 April 2012 - 04:13 PM, said:

Admit to your 'behind the scenes' behaviour in public, or allow the forum admin to publish the facts, and we'll take it from there.

Alright, I`m a pathetic oddball can we be friends now please?

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[h again]

MDCCCLXVI, on 07 April 2012 - 03:50 PM, said:

Question: Field Mill's a-blaze and you're called in. Do you:

1. Perform to the full extent of your professional expectations?

2. Finish brewing that round of teas and tell them you'll be there as soon as possible?

3. Choose to rescue Mrs Brown's 'Tibbles' from the top of a Tuxford tree instead?

4. Inform the local station to chuck as much tinder onto the flames as possible because they're doing the local community - not to mention the whole of football - a favour?

5. Go back to sleep?

6. Welcome the opportunity to pi** on the centre circle.

[The Earl of Chesterfield]

If Carlsberg Made Chairmen, on 07 April 2012 - 04:39 PM, said:

Alright, I`m a pathetic oddball can we be friends now please?

Look, 'Carlsberg', i'm not seeking to in any way bully you or rub your nose in your own sh*t, but you, i, and quite a number of people associated with the messageboard know exactly what's been going on. Indeed there may come a point in the not too distant future when the facility you've been abusing will become open to public scrutiny with or without your consent. In the meantime all i'm asking is that you admit the truth of what you've been doing, retract the false accusations you've made against me, and meet me on an adult level.

Fair enough?

Please believe i mean you no physical harm - as you'd've discovered if you'd met me in Lloyd's Bar - and my invitations to you and 'Heisenberg' were/are genuine. I'm a big boy from a bl**dy tough neighbourhood so you can't blame me for being pugnacious in the face of insults. On the other hand i'm a member of a 'Bob's Board' community that puts forum differences aside on a face-to-face basis whilst celebrating our shared allegience.

It's your choice if you join that community or continue to occupy the playground.