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When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be
very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature
from the box and read it carefully. You will notice
that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized'.
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the
thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN
THE ASS THAN YOURS!
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 10:50 PM
spirette, on Nov 26 2007, 10:27 PM, said:
When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be
very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature
from the box and read it carefully. You will notice
that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized'.
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the
thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN
THE ASS THAN YOURS!
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be
very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature
from the box and read it carefully. You will notice
that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized'.
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the
thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN
THE ASS THAN YOURS!
Very good
That has cheered me up
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