[howardb]

How did we lose that !

Noise, poise and passion
All the fashion

Emotion, energy and verve
Football on the day took a swerve

Derby day is raw
Opponents’ football poor

Played it on the ground to applause
However didn’t win the cause

Woodwork, great keeping and packed defence
Ensured the game remained intense

Round Two comes soon
A win at Field Mill - we’ll be over the moon !

[dim view]

howardb, on 03 October 2013 - 01:48 PM, said:

How did we lose that !

Noise, poise and passion
All the fashion

Emotion, energy and verve
Football on the day took a swerve

Derby day is raw
Opponents’ football poor

Played it on the ground to applause
However didn’t win the cause

Woodwork, great keeping and packed defence
Ensured the game remained intense

Round Two comes soon
A win at Field Mill - we’ll be over the moon !

Dim View said to Bonnyman
'I'll write this teamsheet fo' thee,
what kind of pencil shall I use,
2B or not 2B?'

with many apologies to Spike Milligan.

This post has been edited by dim view: 03 October 2013 - 02:07 PM

[Bonnyman]

dim view, on 03 October 2013 - 02:06 PM, said:

Dim View said to Bonnyman
'I'll write this teamsheet fo' thee,
what kind of pencil shall I use,
2B or not 2B?'

with many apologies to Spike Milligan.

there was a scouse manager called cook
after a gallon he gave not a F***
football was his gift
but he wazzed in a lift
whats scouser for "sorry mi duck"

This post has been edited by bonnyman: 03 October 2013 - 02:25 PM

[Goku]

bonnyman, on 03 October 2013 - 02:17 PM, said:

there was a scouse manager called cook
after a gallon he gave not a F***
football was his gift
but he wazzed in a lift
whats scouser for "sorry mi duck"

[Number 9]

how could it all end in a loss
did the players not give a toss

or was it that lady luck played a part
or maybe the players didn't have the heart

whatever, for those that were there
the lads couldn't answer our prayer

and we lost to the yellow and blue
as their fans sang chim chim cheroo

but at the end of the season
without rhyme without reason

we will be top of league 2
and for season tickets, expect a big queue

[Mr Mercury]

There was a team from over the M1
Whose style of football was shyt3

Well that's my effort

[RudyDude]

Seguiremos adelante,
Como junto a tí seguimos,
y con Coxy te decimos :
Hasta La Victoria Siempre a Mansfield Town !

Just a bit of fun. It's only a game but just remember, some of your fans were saying it was an easy 3 points for Chesterfield prior to Saturday.

You have a fine team and it was an absorbing and enjoyable match.

Respect

[metallilad]

I call this the poo poem. Enjoy.



I wandered lonely like a cloud
With a thought in my mind
Whilst I walk from the ground
Their football is poo
The team in yellow & blue
And how could their supporters be proud?

As I carry on strolling
I think of the trolling
That the little stag ba***rds would do
How sad can they be
Whilst they jump around with glee
Cos the football their team plays is poo!

As I head to my home
The cheers turn into drones
As the stag fans walk around in their crew.
They walk round on air
Our team had a mare
But at least the football we play isn't poo!!!

[Elmer Fudd's Thick Lip]

Well, seeing as though it's National Poetry Day, I'll share my finest work with my friends. Not at all football related, in fact, I can't explain what the poem was about.

Written in rehab, in my NA workbook, in the midst of my madness in 2009, it perhaps highlights the perilous state my mind was in at the time...

Here it is...


AN ODE TO BARN PUSSY


"That's a crackin' bit 'o' Barn Pussy", I said to thee.
Never did a better bit 'o' Barn I ever see.
"How'd you get your bit 'o' Barn?" I said straight to the big man.
"Tell me please my friend,I'm Barn Pussy's biggest fan"
"Well young man", said Brian, "You need a PHD"
"Because I don't look for Barn Pussy, Barn Pussy looks for me"

I took his words on board, and went in search of mine,
Within hours I saw Barn standing there,
And thought "Barn Pussy you're so fine"
"Crackin' bit 'o' Barn you've got" I whispered in Barn's ear,
She turned to me and gave a look, that filled my heart with fear.
Then came the words that broke my heart, the words Barn said to me,
"You must never look for Barn Pussy, Barn Pussy should look for thee.

So there it endeth, as my heart too,
A crackin' bit 'o' Barn, I'd let it slip away,
I trundled down the open road, to carry on my day.
"Crackin' bit 'o' Barn, wherever you may be??

I shall not seek, I shall not look, Barn Pussy look for me.

This post has been edited by Dave Wallers 'tache: 03 October 2013 - 08:04 PM

[Bonnyman]

You must have been sniffing everything to write that rubbish

[Elmer Fudd's Thick Lip]

bonnyman, on 03 October 2013 - 07:55 PM, said:

You must have been sniffing everything to write that rubbish

Stick to your 5 line limericks Nobbyman.

This post has been edited by Dave Wallers 'tache: 03 October 2013 - 08:00 PM

[Goku]

I want a gram of what dwt's on

This post has been edited by Goku: 03 October 2013 - 07:59 PM

[Westbars Spireite]

bonnyman, on 03 October 2013 - 02:17 PM, said:

there was a scouse manager called cook
after a gallon he gave not a F***
football was his gift
but he wazzed in a lift
whats scouser for "sorry mi duck"

Allegedly

[Spired]

The old Derbyshire Times Brethren
Tall stories about the Chesterfield Seven
The hooligan part is the joke
T'was just six lads smashed on coke
You'd have thought it was Armageddon!

This post has been edited by Spired: 03 October 2013 - 08:11 PM

[Mr Mercury]

Dema Reborn, on 04 October 2013 - 02:44 PM, said:

You are a poet and didn't know it.....

Well I think I still prefer my Droyslden effort from many moons ago

[oh rodney rodney]

theres a team just down the M 1
you would think theyd won cup how they go on
but remember the day when the blues were away
we ad 3 sides to there one

This post has been edited by oh rodney rodney: 04 October 2013 - 10:03 PM

[Mr Mercury]

oh rodney rodney, on 04 October 2013 - 09:58 PM, said:

theres a team just down the M 1
you would think theyd won cup how they go on
but remember the day when the blues were away
we ad 3 sides to there one

Very good mate, very good!

[McScab]

metallilad, on 03 October 2013 - 07:04 PM, said:

I call this the poo poem. Enjoy.



I wandered lonely like a cloud
With a thought in my mind
Whilst I walk from the ground
Their football is poo
The team in yellow & blue
And how could their supporters be proud?

As I carry on strolling
I think of the trolling
That the little stag ba***rds would do
How sad can they be
Whilst they jump around with glee
Cos the football their team plays is poo!

As I head to my home
The cheers turn into drones
As the stag fans walk around in their crew.
They walk round on air
Our team had a mare
But at least the football we play isn't poo!!!

But we still beat you

oh rodney rodney, on 04 October 2013 - 09:58 PM, said:

theres a team just down the M 1
you would think theyd won cup how they go on
but remember the day when the blues were away
we ad 3 sides to there one

We was supposed to lose 5, 6 or 7 nil according to your lot