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ashley carson confirmed on twitter last night needs about 2 weeks to get up to speed.
Trialist Alan Biggs tweet
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 08:28 AM
Rov1, on 18 September 2012 - 08:25 AM, said:
ashley carson confirmed on twitter last night needs about 2 weeks to get up to speed.
He confirmed it on here this morning as well!!
acarson, on 18 September 2012 - 06:57 AM, said:
Sorry but he won't be playing this evening.
He needs a reserve game at least and probably another couple of weeks.
We will asses him this week and then try to do a deal if Tommy and mark are happy.
He really wants to come and play for us, and will be at the match this evening
AC
He needs a reserve game at least and probably another couple of weeks.
We will asses him this week and then try to do a deal if Tommy and mark are happy.
He really wants to come and play for us, and will be at the match this evening
AC
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:07 AM
Webster, on 18 September 2012 - 05:32 AM, said:
Dave why do you want to now if Biggsy's left footed?
and his religion?
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 10:41 AM
Webster, on 18 September 2012 - 05:32 AM, said:
Dave why do you want to now if Biggsy's left footed?
boom boom
This is my favourite joke ever...
A man goes into the doctors and says 'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's or H's.
The doctors says ' well, you can't say fairer than that'.
Get it on, bang the gong , get it on
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 12:28 PM
dim view, on 18 September 2012 - 10:41 AM, said:
boom boom
This is my favourite joke ever...
A man goes into the doctors and says 'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's or H's.
The doctors says ' well, you can't say fairer than that'.
This is my favourite joke ever...
A man goes into the doctors and says 'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's or H's.
The doctors says ' well, you can't say fairer than that'.
How did he tell the doctor?
Guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 12:31 PM
dim view, on 18 September 2012 - 10:41 AM, said:
boom boom
This is my favourite joke ever...
A man goes into the doctors and says 'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's or H's.
The doctors says ' well, you can't say fairer than that'.
This is my favourite joke ever...
A man goes into the doctors and says 'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's or H's.
The doctors says ' well, you can't say fairer than that'.
What about these. Genuine letters from council tenants.
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..
20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
I'll get me coat.
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 01:39 PM
Town_Fan, on 18 September 2012 - 12:28 PM, said:
How did he tell the doctor?
Beat me to it!
I realised when I tried to tell the joke to someone at work
This post has been edited by semi130497: 18 September 2012 - 01:42 PM
Everyone thinks forgiveness is a lovely idea until they have something to forgive
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 04:41 PM
Can't salute yer can't find a flag if that don't suit yer that's a drag
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 05:52 PM
frearsghost, on 18 September 2012 - 12:31 PM, said:
What about these. Genuine letters from council tenants.
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..
20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
I'll get me coat.
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..
20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
I'll get me coat.
These sound like just a typical day in the life of a Rotherham fan
