plannerj, on 14 October 2016 - 08:38 PM, said:
Joke. Try telling the next one, or any one, he's as thick as a pudding. Let me know beforehand though, I'd like to be present. By the way, I find it amazing that your original post alluded as to your mystery as to a barrister's route to qualification. Oh, and by the way, if you happen to be a police officer, I've met quite a few who truly were .....................!
I know what the qualification is, I struggle to understand how some of them get it, given the questions they ask me. I often have a bit of sport with them in court in makes it worthwhile. I've often said to the judge that I can't answer the question as the question doesn't make sense and when they have reworded it, I've still told the judge it doesn't make sense. I think my record is five times on the trot. The judge told me on one occasion that I knew exactly what he was trying to ask me and I replied I'm sorry your honour I thought I was here to answer the questions he asked me not the ones I thought he wanted to ask me. The judge just laughed and said "quite, now if you want him to answer what we all know damn well what you are wanting to ask, then just ask him or move on". He then proceeded to re-word the question and he made it a closed one, so I just said "no" and the judge laughed at him.
He then went on to subtract one figure from another and got the wrong answer. In the next sentence he then went on to say he had carried out multiple calculations over a five year period and he came up with a different figure to the one I had given him. He then said "what does that suggest to you" obviously implying my figure was wrong. I just replied " as you have just subtracted one figure from the other and got the wrong answer, I would have no confidence you could carry out hundreds of calculations and come up with the right answer, so it suggests you have gone wrong somewhere, as my figure is correct". It was a long session lol
Another one waved a piece of paper at me and asked me what is was. I said i didn't know but I could make a good guess. He said I shouldn't be guessing and that if I was there to give evidence then I should know. I let him grill me about it for about 10 mins then I got bored and said to him "you do realise this has nothing to do with me and that's not my evidence", "well if it's not yours, who does it belong to?" I just pointed to my colleague at the back of the room and said him, so I suggest you call him as a witness if you want to talk about it lol.
I could write a book. The trouble with day to day barristers is that they take on too many cases through pure greed and don't give themselves time to prepare. Obviously in high profile cases like Ched's they prepare to the max
PS I'm not a police officer
This post has been edited by Ernie Ernie Ernie: 14 October 2016 - 09:33 PM