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Anybody Want A Job? LOL

#1 User is offline   essexspireman 

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Posted 24 August 2015 - 05:13 PM

http://www.secsinthe...ITC_240815_job4
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Posted 24 August 2015 - 05:18 PM

Unless I've missed it, I don't see the "lol" in that link?
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Posted 24 August 2015 - 05:22 PM

some of the job responsibilities made me LOL
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Posted 24 August 2015 - 05:26 PM

They forgot to add "Putting plasters on Jermain's knees after he's had a sly kick at Blathers and spent the rest of the match getting booted around Saltergate"
These go to eleven.
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Posted 24 August 2015 - 05:29 PM

As it's based in central London, presumably the rumours of him desperate for a move back down south are true, also.
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Posted 24 August 2015 - 10:04 PM

he's missed wiping his backside off the list of duties

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 05:28 AM

Looks like he's invested his ludicrous wage well, or at least his personal assistant has! Once his PA has done all that what does Jermaine have left to do, eat, sleep, sh$t and sh$g presumably - unless of course he has a stand in?
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 06:46 AM

What a pathetic individual he is if that's genuine.
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 08:12 AM

Circa 60k pa for working 24/7? I'm waiting for someone to say that's not even minimum wage...
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 08:17 AM

View PostWestbars Spireite, on 25 August 2015 - 06:46 AM, said:

What a pathetic individual he is if that's genuine.

I doubt he's the only footballer that has this sort of help.....
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 08:25 AM

Sounds like he needs to be told when to breathe in and out!
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 08:30 AM

View PostWestbars Spireite, on 25 August 2015 - 06:46 AM, said:

What a pathetic individual he is if that's genuine.

I can only think it is not a real job and it is a pee take....
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 08:55 AM

View PostWestbars Spireite, on 25 August 2015 - 06:46 AM, said:

What a pathetic individual he is if that's genuine.


Come on... you'd definitely do it if you had that money

I'd pay someone to wipe my backside and sh*g my missus for me

This post has been edited by Goku: 25 August 2015 - 08:55 AM

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 08:58 AM

View PostGoku, on 25 August 2015 - 08:55 AM, said:

Come on... you'd definitely do it if you had that money

I'd pay someone to wipe my backside and sh*g my missus for me

I mean I can handle most of the demands, filling the fridge, sorting my wardrobe, arranging my travel, sorting the families calendars out. But I'm sorry, when it comes to sorting my diary out for black history month I draw the line, I absolutely have to do that one for myself!
If you do what you always do, you'll get what you always get.
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 11:02 AM

View PostGoku, on 25 August 2015 - 08:55 AM, said:

Come on... you'd definitely do it if you had that money

I'd pay someone to wipe my backside and sh*g my missus for me


Some of it undoubtedly. Cleaner, gardener etc.

The last one you do anyway don't you, only without the pay 😉 ?
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 11:09 AM

Woudl you really have the same person doing all of those tasks... Drycleaning in the morning, creating a global brand strategy in the afternoon..
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 11:09 AM

View PostWestbars Spireite, on 25 August 2015 - 11:02 AM, said:

Some of it undoubtedly. Cleaner, gardener etc.

The last one you do anyway don't you, only without the pay �� ?


Hahaha

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 12:31 PM

View PostWestbars Spireite, on 25 August 2015 - 06:46 AM, said:

What a pathetic individual he is if that's genuine.

must be true, it's in the Daily Mail now :blink:
http://www.dailymail...0-000-year.html
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 01:08 PM

View PostGoku, on 25 August 2015 - 11:09 AM, said:

Hahaha

La Chambre member as of Saturday :ninja:


You're Missus is a game girl, I'll give her that!
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Posted 25 August 2015 - 07:49 PM

View PostWestbars Spireite, on 25 August 2015 - 01:08 PM, said:

You're Missus is a game girl, I'll give her that!


We are liberated adults, or so the membership card says.
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