Welcome To Hell aka National lge
#1
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:00 PM
Tip. Forget any idea of being the big fish in this division, it counts for nowt. Butchers, bakers, candlestick makers will take great delight in smash and grab raids for the points at your place, aided by a diabolical standard of refereeing.
Away support numbers of between 0 and 100 are commonplace. Oh and the added bonus of entering the FA Cup at the 4th round qualifying stage and being knocked out by a bus stop from the back of beyond.
On the plus side, BT Sport cover the division really well showing many games live.
#2
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:03 PM
RubyRed, on 25 April 2018 - 05:00 PM, said:
Tip. Forget any idea of being the big fish in this division, it counts for nowt. Butchers, bakers, candlestick makers will take great delight in smash and grab raids for the points at your place, aided by a diabolical standard of refereeing.
Away support numbers of between 0 and 100 are commonplace. Oh and the added bonus of entering the FA Cup at the 4th round qualifying stage and being knocked out by a bus stop from the back of beyond.
On the plus side, BT Sport cover the division really well showing many games live.
Thanks for the motivational talk.
#3
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:03 PM
RubyRed, on 25 April 2018 - 05:00 PM, said:
Tip. Forget any idea of being the big fish in this division, it counts for nowt. Butchers, bakers, candlestick makers will take great delight in smash and grab raids for the points at your place, aided by a diabolical standard of refereeing.
Away support numbers of between 0 and 100 are commonplace. Oh and the added bonus of entering the FA Cup at the 4th round qualifying stage and being knocked out by a bus stop from the back of beyond.
On the plus side, BT Sport cover the division really well showing many games live.
You paint such a lovely picture.
#5
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:05 PM
RubyRed said:
Via the trap door.
This post has been edited by I don’t like mondays: 25 April 2018 - 05:06 PM
#7
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:36 PM
RubyRed, on 25 April 2018 - 05:00 PM, said:
Tip. Forget any idea of being the big fish in this division, it counts for nowt. Butchers, bakers, candlestick makers will take great delight in smash and grab raids for the points at your place, aided by a diabolical standard of refereeing.
Away support numbers of between 0 and 100 are commonplace. Oh and the added bonus of entering the FA Cup at the 4th round qualifying stage and being knocked out by a bus stop from the back of beyond.
On the plus side, BT Sport cover the division really well showing many games live.
If you think watching us on tv is a BONUS you obviously haven't seen us play lately.
#8
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:39 PM
RubyRed, on 25 April 2018 - 05:00 PM, said:
Tip. Forget any idea of being the big fish in this division, it counts for nowt. Butchers, bakers, candlestick makers will take great delight in smash and grab raids for the points at your place, aided by a diabolical standard of refereeing.
Away support numbers of between 0 and 100 are commonplace. Oh and the added bonus of entering the FA Cup at the 4th round qualifying stage and being knocked out by a bus stop from the back of beyond.
On the plus side, BT Sport cover the division really well showing many games live.
Your Wrexham friend is right. This division is hell. Very very hard to get out of. Most teams are big strong players, refs are Bunkum and some clubs bring less than 50 (even on a saturday). You are in for a hell of a shock......sorry but it's true. If you don't get out of it in your 1st season you may be stuck here for years.
#9
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:39 PM
sophocles, on 25 April 2018 - 05:36 PM, said:
But we did play well when on the tv, ...hope they televise all our gamez next season.
#10
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:43 PM
RubyRed, on 25 April 2018 - 05:00 PM, said:
Tip. Forget any idea of being the big fish in this division, it counts for nowt. Butchers, bakers, candlestick makers will take great delight in smash and grab raids for the points at your place, aided by a diabolical standard of refereeing.
Away support numbers of between 0 and 100 are commonplace. Oh and the added bonus of entering the FA Cup at the 4th round qualifying stage and being knocked out by a bus stop from the back of beyond.
On the plus side, BT Sport cover the division really well showing many games live.
Just to bring you up to speed, watching us live isn’t a plus point
#12
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:50 PM
#13
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:57 PM
RubyRed, on 25 April 2018 - 05:00 PM, said:
Tip. Forget any idea of being the big fish in this division, it counts for nowt. Butchers, bakers, candlestick makers will take great delight in smash and grab raids for the points at your place, aided by a diabolical standard of refereeing.
Away support numbers of between 0 and 100 are commonplace. Oh and the added bonus of entering the FA Cup at the 4th round qualifying stage and being knocked out by a bus stop from the back of beyond.
On the plus side, BT Sport cover the division really well showing many games live.
No worries, we only need a season in this league to get out of it.......
..........by dropping down into the next one.
#14
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:57 PM
#15
Posted 25 April 2018 - 06:04 PM
Agree about Tranmere
#16
Posted 25 April 2018 - 06:07 PM
chesterinpeace, on 25 April 2018 - 05:39 PM, said:
One won't be next year...
This post has been edited by Elton John 2018: 25 April 2018 - 06:08 PM
#17
Posted 25 April 2018 - 06:11 PM
Search and Destroy, on 25 April 2018 - 06:04 PM, said:
Agree about Tranmere
Hemel Hempstead from the south look the closest if they come up. Averaging about 550 this season.
Looking at the teams in the division, it looks quite a competitive and even division. My big concern is if we don't get the right boss, with the right signings and the right style of play, we will be in for a rude awakening next year.
#19
Posted 25 April 2018 - 06:31 PM
chesterinpeace said:
Your Wrexham friend is right. This division is hell. Very very hard to get out of. Most teams are big strong players, refs are Bunkum and some clubs bring less than 50 (even on a saturday). You are in for a hell of a shock......sorry but it's true. If you don't get out of it in your 1st season you may be stuck here for years.
I can see us getting out of the division, just in the wrong direction