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The Spireite Rant Thread Get it off your chest.

#1 User is offline   Tora Tora Tora 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 11:40 AM

How about a thread on here solely for rants. Things that get on your nerves about all things CFC. Things that need saying. If controversial please put the word allegedly in the appropriate place. The best rant gets a prize. A beautiful CFC end of an era beers and pint glasses presentation pack. I'm having a clear out. Winning rant is determined by the amount of dreaded greens.

Here goes for a start. A tame one!

The topless male supporter. I don't mean specifically ours but any! What the B****Y hell is that about! B****Y freezing and off comes the top. Unbelievablely moronic! I don't get it! Is it to show their toughness, masculinity or what! It's not as if there is a bodybuilder type physique being exposed. At least be original and don't copy what's been done by others in the past to show your hardness. Do something different! At least use your own imagination to make yourself look stupid. This behaviour must be a Viagra effect.

This post has been edited by Torto coruchéu: 26 August 2016 - 11:48 AM

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 11:44 AM

View PostTorto coruchéu, on 26 August 2016 - 11:40 AM, said:

How about a thread on here solely for rants. Things that get on your nerves about all things CFC. Things that need saying. If controversial please put the word allegedly in the appropriate place. The best rant gets a prize. A beautiful CFC end of an era beers and pint glasses presentation pack. I'm having a clear out. Winning rant is determined by the amount of dreaded greens.

Here goes for a start. As tame one!

The topless male supporter. I don't mean specifically ours but any! What the B****Y hell is that about! B****Y freezing and off comes the top. Unbelievablely moronic! I don't get it! Is it to show their toughness, masculinity or what! It's not as if there is a bodybuilder type physique being exposed. At least be original and don't copy what's been done by others in the past to show your hardness. Do something different! At least use your own imagination to make yourself look stupid. This behaviour must be a Viagra effect.

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 11:46 AM

View PostTorto coruchéu, on 26 August 2016 - 11:40 AM, said:

How about a thread on here solely for rants. Things that get on your nerves about all things CFC. Things that need saying. If controversial please put the word allegedly in the appropriate place. The best rant gets a prize. A beautiful CFC end of an era beers and pint glasses presentation pack. I'm having a clear out. Winning rant is determined by the amount of dreaded greens.

Here goes for a start. As tame one!

The topless male supporter. I don't mean specifically ours but any! What the B****Y hell is that about! B****Y freezing and off comes the top. Unbelievablely moronic! I don't get it! Is it to show their toughness, masculinity or what! It's not as if there is a bodybuilder type physique being exposed. At least be original and don't copy what's been done by others in the past to show your hardness. Do something different! At least use your own imagination to make yourself look stupid. This behaviour must be a Viagra effect.


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Posted 26 August 2016 - 11:49 AM

People who get to game late as they appendages in pub then spend half game going to bog
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 12:02 PM

The disgusting creature that takes its top off won't do if as a sign of toughness. He's an attention seeking social reject who's dad should've shot down the sink
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 12:08 PM

View Postlindo-spireite, on 26 August 2016 - 12:02 PM, said:

The disgusting creature that takes its top off won't do if as a sign of toughness. He's an attention seeking social reject who's dad should've shot down the sink


I don't know him personally but that seems a tad harsh!
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 12:16 PM

View Postlindo-spireite, on 26 August 2016 - 12:02 PM, said:

The disgusting creature that takes its top off won't do if as a sign of toughness. He's an attention seeking social reject who's dad should've shot down the sink

All you Chavs are attention seekers Whoosh lol.
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 12:19 PM

View PostWestbars Spireite, on 26 August 2016 - 12:08 PM, said:

I don't know him personally but that seems a tad harsh!


Not far off though
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 12:24 PM

All the Sheffield Utd supporters spewing out of the 17.41 train on a Saturday - most of them looking sheepish - and so they should. I want to say something but never do.
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 12:26 PM

View Postlindo-spireite, on 26 August 2016 - 12:02 PM, said:

The disgusting creature that takes its top off won't do if as a sign of toughness. He's an attention seeking social reject who's dad should've shot down the sink


Last season at Millwall, he was stood right behind us and having been drinking all day I plucked up the courage to ask him why he always had his top off at matches. He turned to me, looked me dead in the eyes and said "We're winning, aren't we?". I couldn't argue with that logic.
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 12:27 PM

View Postfrearsghost, on 26 August 2016 - 12:24 PM, said:

All the Sheffield Utd supporters spewing out of the 17.41 train on a Saturday - most of them looking sheepish - and so they should. I want to say something but never do.

Just sing ' You are bottom of the league'

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 12:46 PM

The score board. Yes I know it makes revenue for us but surely it could do a bit more like let us know some latest scores at other games perhaps. I don`t get it . If your at the game you know the score, you know when it`s a THROW IN or a GOAL KICK and sometimes it flashes really bright at times which is a bit off putting for players and supporters alike.
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:02 PM

When people sit down on the back row at away games.

Leave the back few rows for those who want to stand!
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:15 PM

Fat scrubbers who get up a whole row of people after 20 mins of the game to go for a urine or fetch something to eat. Scum of the earth.
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:22 PM

View Postturrhall, on 26 August 2016 - 12:26 PM, said:

Last season at Millwall, he was stood right behind us and having been drinking all day I plucked up the courage to ask him why he always had his top off at matches. He turned to me, looked me dead in the eyes and said "We're winning, aren't we?". I couldn't argue with that logic.


Yeah but you would think if you were a fat lad like him you wouldn't be wanting to expose your man boobs to other town fans.
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:22 PM

CT is a clueless first class *****!
Ahhhhhhhh, that feels better...

When do I pick up my end of an era beers and pint glasses presentation pack? :D

This post has been edited by Spireite-Karl: 26 August 2016 - 01:23 PM

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:23 PM

View PostStoptalkingbol, on 26 August 2016 - 01:15 PM, said:

Fat scrubbers who get up a whole row of people after 20 mins of the game to go for a urine or fetch something to eat. Scum of the earth.


Agreed - we used to have a few on our row like that when we were in the kop. We christened one 'tiddles' cos he was up and down for a slash every 10 minutes.
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:30 PM

View Postturrhall, on 26 August 2016 - 12:26 PM, said:

Last season at Millwall, he was stood right behind us and having been drinking all day I plucked up the courage to ask him why he always had his top off at matches. He turned to me, looked me dead in the eyes and said "We're winning, aren't we?". I couldn't argue with that logic.



I've seen him take it off when we are losing, it isn't a pretty sight. I assumed he did it because of the constant movement of his tits, trying to make us look like we had a bigger kop than what we actually have.

Just for clarification, it's not pretty even when we are winning.

This post has been edited by Ernie Ernie Ernie: 26 August 2016 - 01:32 PM

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:33 PM

View PostErnie Ernie Ernie, on 26 August 2016 - 01:30 PM, said:

I've seen him take it off when we are losing, it isn't a pretty sight. I assumed he did it because of the constant movement of his tits, trying to make us look like we had a bigger kop than what we actually have.


Come on, give the guy a break... He does card tricks for a bit of pin money and he has to hide the cards somewhere :glare:
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:34 PM

View PostSpireite-Karl, on 26 August 2016 - 01:33 PM, said:

Come on, give the guy a break... He does card tricks for a bit of pin money and he has to hide the cards somewhere :glare:



he could hide a rabbit in that lot
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