The Earl of Chesterfield, on 07 July 2020 - 06:31 AM, said:
Criticised for saying nowt, but then criticised for saying summat. Even if he still essentially says nowt.
But maybe we can offer a standard statement that only needs a few names and numbers changing.
'Hi everyone.'
'Wow, is it really time for me to get my name in the press again?'
'Anyway, we're still losing money despite all my attempts to stop it'.
'Dave's still paying all the bills, though'.
'>Insert twee staff reference< are all doing a terrific job.'
'I'm working closely and transparently with the Trust towards a takeover on >insert one of a succession of dates<.'
'They're very grateful for all my help.'
'I'm working hand in hand with the manager to sign players.'
'All us well meaning martyrs running clubs are having a devil of a time trying to decipher the NL's dictats.'
'Don't worry, me and Dave will keep doing our best so there's no likelyhood of admin.'
'We're all looking forward to some exciting football.'
'Stay safe - your mate Ash'.
Cut and paste and re-visit monthly.
Hope you are well, Chris.
Only, I was just thinking that you might not have had a good nights sleep with thinking about that composition and needing to put it into writing before breakfast!!!