[60s 70s Spireite]

Frank Barlow defending Andy Kowalski
‘He’s good at occupying space’

[DIFH]

nattyfred, on 16 January 2019 - 12:22 PM, said:

No sleepless in toilets

😏😏😏😏

[Hoare (400)]

We will be in the championship in 5 years !!



Hoare (400)

[metallilad]

Hoare (400), on 16 January 2019 - 09:44 PM, said:

We will be in the championship in 5 years !!



Hoare (400)

For godsake. Give it a rest will you!
We've got pages and pages of disgruntled threads about the owner, his lacky, the chief exec, undercover agents, debts, pitch invasions, the list goes on and on so when something like this goes up it's just a small piece of light heartedness just to get away from it all then you go and take it back to that place.
Can't we just have one bleedin thread where the doom & gloom is left at the door?

[Ernie Ernie Ernie]

metallilad, on 16 January 2019 - 10:26 PM, said:

For godsake. Give it a rest will you!
We've got pages and pages of disgruntled threads about the owner, his lacky, the chief exec, undercover agents, debts, pitch invasions, the list goes on and on so when something like this goes up it's just a small piece of light heartedness just to get away from it all then you go and take it back to that place.
Can't we just have one bleedin thread where the doom & gloom is left at the door?

Bobby Robson has a fair few notable ones

“I’d have given my right arm to be a pianist”.

And after we just got passed Cameroon he said “we didn’t underestimate them, they were a lot better than we thought”

[KevG]

During the 1970 World Cup, after Gordon Banks had pulled off one of the greatest saves ever, from a goal bound Pele header,, Bobby Moore walked past Gordon to await the ensuing corner and quipped, "you're getting old Banksy, you used to hold on to them"

[calvin plummers socks]

warfey is a spireite, on 16 January 2019 - 10:40 AM, said:

got a new phone V text ure number bud thanks

Was that Alan Bennett?

[Radders]

I had a book on Colemanballs - and this thread has made me pick it up again - here are a few crackers:

“That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.”

“The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.”

“There is Brendan Foster, by himself with 20,000 people.”

“In a moment we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite.”

"And the line-up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."

[stevie_b]

DEATH, on 16 January 2019 - 07:50 PM, said:

Are you Carrie 69?

Not any more. I became PsychoBitchFromHell - to fit in with the majority of folk's preconceived ideas. And then I decided to just be me, hence stevie_b 😊

[Radders]

stevie_b, on 17 January 2019 - 12:16 PM, said:

Not any more. I became PsychoBitchFromHell - to fit in with the majority of folk's preconceived ideas. And then I decided to just be me, hence stevie_b 😊

That's the worst funny one liner ever!

[stevie_b]

Radders, on 17 January 2019 - 12:45 PM, said:

That's the worst funny one liner ever!

Well you best take me out for dinner then and teach me to deliver a slick one liner. Mwah

[firedodger]

stevie_b, on 17 January 2019 - 10:11 PM, said:

Well you best take me out for dinner then and teach me to deliver a slick one liner. Mwah

He doesn’t have that string to his bow, and he’s probably too tight to pay for dinner!

[stevie_b]

firedodger, on 17 January 2019 - 11:45 PM, said:

He doesn’t have that string to his bow, and he’s probably too tight to pay for dinner!

He does. I love going for dinner with Mr R

[stevie_b]

I love it so much, I said it twice. My fingers are fat: unlike the rest of me

[dim view]

They said it was a million-dollar wound, but the Army must keep that money, 'cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

[Siberian Spireite]

I thought there might be eight goals but I never expected we'd get four of them .

-Dave Lancaster