Favourite One Liners
#1
Posted 14 January 2019 - 01:02 PM
Reply "I think it would be a good idea"
Often misquoted it myself during 35 living in Manchester when asked why I traveled to Town.
#2
Posted 14 January 2019 - 01:04 PM
"It only takes a second to score a goal"
#3
Posted 14 January 2019 - 01:45 PM
Cos your too good for the third team! Now get out of my office!
#4
Posted 14 January 2019 - 02:01 PM
I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the country, but I'm certainly in the top 1.
#5
Posted 14 January 2019 - 02:14 PM
Re Offside - If you're not interfereing with play what are you doing on the pitch.
#6
Posted 14 January 2019 - 02:20 PM
Football is not a matter of life or death.... It's much more important than that.
#7
Posted 14 January 2019 - 02:23 PM
born in 1866, on 14 January 2019 - 02:20 PM, said:
Football is not a matter of life or death.... It's much more important than that.
Another Shankly one I think
"If Everton were playing in my garden I'd shut the curtains"
#8
Posted 14 January 2019 - 02:27 PM
#9
Posted 14 January 2019 - 02:29 PM
#10
Posted 14 January 2019 - 02:41 PM
On MOTD
you’ve won everything in the game Kenny apart from the UEFA cup
Yeah we never finished low enough to qualify
KK
I’d love it if we beat them, I’d love it
#11
Posted 14 January 2019 - 02:52 PM
“To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee” – on the “ugly” win against Chesterfield.
#12
Posted 14 January 2019 - 02:55 PM
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan."
#13
Posted 14 January 2019 - 06:52 PM
#14
Posted 14 January 2019 - 07:07 PM
Oldtimer, on 14 January 2019 - 06:52 PM, said:
Cloughie I think
#15
Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:09 PM
#16
Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:35 PM
firedodger, on 14 January 2019 - 08:09 PM, said:
A Sunday league player laying prone on the floor screaming "ref ref I've swallowed my tongue".
Yorkshire is Yorkshire
Never the twain shall meet.
Again
#17
Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:36 PM
#18
Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:38 PM
Ronnie Moore
This post has been edited by AllTownArentWe: 14 January 2019 - 08:41 PM
#19
Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:41 PM
#20
Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:50 PM
Sir Bobby Robson says to him " erm chairman. We were taught when children to always wash our hands after using the toilet".
The chairman replied " Bobby. We were taught when children to never p**s on our hands when using the toilet".
This post has been edited by metallilad: 14 January 2019 - 08:51 PM