[Jack Lester's Cast]

lindave, on 06 April 2018 - 11:27 AM, said:

I and many others have know Nig. from his Boythorpe days as a kid, he's a massive fan of the Blues. Although I think he may be a bit of a yes man, I would trust him to have the best interests of the club and that he'll give his All to the task in hand.

I think we have too many of those at our club atm.

[Ernie Ernie Ernie]

lindave, on 06 April 2018 - 11:27 AM, said:

I and many others have know Nig. from his Boythorpe days as a kid, he's a massive fan of the Blues. Although I think he may be a bit of a yes man, I would trust him to have the best interests of the club and that he'll give his All to the task in hand.

Anybody with the best interests of the club would be forever needing to challenge the hierarchy of the club. I doubt a yes man would do it

[azul]

MDCCCLXVI, on 03 April 2018 - 05:52 PM, said:

'Dear Chesterfield FC.

Please accept my application for a senior position at your club.

I have a cycling proficiency badge, a twenty five yard swimming certificate and some first aid stuff. Also I once took a kids' coaching session. Or at least got someone to do it for me.

I can answer a phone, sell tickets in the right order, start a computer without crashing it and know when it's going to snow. I can count to fifteen, too.

I spent several years in middle management at a medium sized firm so know how to stick my nose where it doesn't belong and tell folk what to do. Infact I've been practicing the phrases 'Don't you know who I am?' and 'Ashley Carson says it's okay'.

I therefore believe I'm more than qualified for a key role at your club so look forward to sticking my initials on a coat very soon.

PS: one of the sponsors is a mate of so could he please conduct my interview?

Ta very much - Chris Snell.'





*This is all just innocent satire and any connections to events at Chesterfield FC are merely coincidental.

YOU ARE OVERQUALIFIED.....

No satire intended

This post has been edited by azul: 06 April 2018 - 05:44 PM