Posted 22 November 2014 - 01:29 PM
The new manager of our struggling football team is strict and won't stand any nonsense.
Last Saturday, he caught two fans climbing over the stadium wall and was angry with them. He grabbed them and said: "Get back in there and watch the game until it finishes!"
Referee: "I'm sending you off."
Player: "What for?"
Referee: "For the rest of the match, dummy!"
What do you call a girl who stands inside goalposts and stops the ball rolling away?
Annette
Q: Why do the English make better lovers than the Portuguese/Germans?
A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 minutes and still come second!
Q. If you see an Mansfield football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.
Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
Life goes on. Whatever happens.