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Just A Bit Of Fun.

#21 User is online   clarevoyant. 

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Posted 22 November 2014 - 08:34 AM

View PostRadders, on 22 November 2014 - 01:53 AM, said:

Oh well thats sucked the enjoyment out of this thread!


Meanwhile

Back at the ranch Tonto disguised as a door, had his nob shot off



Derbyshire is Derbyshire
Yorkshire is Yorkshire

Never the twain shall meet.
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#22 User is offline   Radders 

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Posted 22 November 2014 - 11:00 AM

View Postclarevoyant., on 22 November 2014 - 08:34 AM, said:

Meanwhile

Back at the ranch Tonto disguised as a door, had his nob shot off


Hurrah!!!!! More Jokes please!
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Posted 22 November 2014 - 01:29 PM

The new manager of our struggling football team is strict and won't stand any nonsense.
Last Saturday, he caught two fans climbing over the stadium wall and was angry with them. He grabbed them and said: "Get back in there and watch the game until it finishes!"

Referee: "I'm sending you off."
Player: "What for?"
Referee: "For the rest of the match, dummy!"

What do you call a girl who stands inside goalposts and stops the ball rolling away?
Annette


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A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 minutes and still come second!


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A. It could be your bicycle.


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Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:11 PM

A Teacher is asking his class who they support, and, of course, gets all the standard answers. "Chelsea Sir" "Man Utd" etc etc

Eric on the other hand gives an unusual response

"Sir I like all the teams with 3 names"

"West Ham United"

"West Bromwich Albion"

"Queens Park Rangers"

"And of course ..."



















"Mansfield Town Nil"
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Posted 23 November 2014 - 08:38 AM

There once was a woman unnamed,
Whose sphincter was sore and imflamed.
With one application,
of H Preparation.
Her medical problem was tamed.




There once was an artist named Saint
Who swallowed some samples of paint
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint.
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