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Two Light Hearted Thoughts For The Day

#1 User is offline   warfey is a spireite 

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Posted 06 July 2015 - 08:33 PM

WALLET SCAMS WARNING AT ASDA ,WHILSTPACKING URE SHOPPING you maybe approached by 2 georgous 18 yr old eastern european girls in tight tops and mini, skirts,they clean ure windscreen whilst they press there boobs against it ,they asked for a lift to the next asda as payment, then one climbs into the front seat and gives you a bl##w job whilst the other steals ure wallet .i had one stolen thursday , friday and saturday , and twice on sunday.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BE CAREFUL
PS THEY SELL WALLETS IN POUNDLAND FOR 99 P LOL



GDAY MATE said the australian helpline ,whats the problem dude ??
im in australia with my girlfriend and shes been stung on her pu###y by a hornet and her vag###a has closed up
BUMMER DUDE said the australian
I WILL THANJS MATE






ENJOY
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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:34 AM

View Postwarfey is a spireite, on 06 July 2015 - 08:33 PM, said:

WALLET SCAMS WARNING AT ASDA ,WHILSTPACKING URE SHOPPING you maybe approached by 2 georgous 18 yr old eastern european girls in tight tops and mini, skirts,they clean ure windscreen whilst they press there boobs against it ,they asked for a l

to the next asda as payment, then one climbs into the front seat and gives you a bl##w job whilst the other steals ure wallet .i had one stolen thursday , friday and saturday , and twice on sunday.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BE CAREFUL
PS THEY SELL WALLETS IN POUNDLAND FOR 99 P LOL



GDAY MATE said the australian helpline ,whats the problem dude ??
im in australia with my girlfriend and shes been stung on her pu###y by a hornet and her vag###a has closed up
BUMMER DUDE said the australian
I WILL THANJS MATE






ENJOY


Oh dear warfey the k Ives will be out - bet they move this to the none joke section.
God I hate this league.
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Posted 07 July 2015 - 09:40 AM

Dont move it ..its a rare warfey joke thats funny.

This post has been edited by Bonnyman: 07 July 2015 - 09:40 AM

ITS NOT THE WINNING,ITS THE TAKING APART
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Posted 07 July 2015 - 10:21 AM

View PostBonnyman, on 07 July 2015 - 09:40 AM, said:

Dont move it ..its a rare warfey joke thats funny.

glad u like it bonny , i luv it , went dogging yesterday ,in cannock woods , forgot to tek dog with me lol :wacko:
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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:18 PM

View Postwarfey is a spireite, on 07 July 2015 - 10:21 AM, said:

glad u like it bonny , i luv it , went dogging yesterday ,in cannock woods , forgot to tek dog with me lol :wacko:

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 06:05 PM

Did you flash the lights on the chair Dave?
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